So, what are they charging at the gate to see a dead actor?

[matcom]

is there a program available?

where the HELL is that beer guy? x(

Tickets - $35
Program - $15
Obstructed view seats behind a pole to see a dead Conservative?

PRICELESS

[VelmaD]

1. Oh matcom, you are headed straight to hell

Where are we and why are we in this handbasket? :)

[Comicstripper]

2. Re: Dead Conservative

Actually, you'll only be seeing his casket, which shall be closed.
There really haven't been any pictures since he started playing "Alzheid-and-go-seek" and vanished from the public eye. It's very likely that by the end of his life he had the appearance of a bleached prune.
More so than during his presidency.

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Yeah. They should've made it a barbecue, instead.

Reaganburgers, $5000 a plate. Might've made up most of the state-funeral expenses that way. And Reagan's worshippers would've been able to take literal communion..."this is my body, formed into tasty meat patties. Take and eat ye of this, in remembrance of me."

[HEyHEY]

4. Behind a pole?

Are they showing him at the old Boston Gardens?

[DenverDem]

5. I'd pay a thousand times that to see a dead conservative

of my own choosing.

[Spider Jerusalem]

6. I know a guy in Philly you need to talk to...

(just kidding...heh)

[DenverDem]

8. You know Joey "Thumbs", too?

Just kidding, AFAYK.

[moof]

7. No idea if they are still charging, but here are the old rates

The Ronald Reagan Library is at 40 Presidential Drive, Simi Valley. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
daily. Museum admission fees are $5 for general admission, $3 for those 62 and over, and free for
children 15 years of age and under.