Tuesday Night DULL Thread is open

[texas1928]

I am watching LOTR ROTK

[belladonna]

1. That alone is worth a good spanking

:spank:

[texas1928]

2. did you say something?

HHHHMMMMMM?

[Teddy_Salad]

6. Hey Tex....you'll hit the big 1000 anytime!

WOO HOO!!!

Time for one of Belladonna's martini's.

[texas1928]

7. I am drinking tea tonight.

SHe has to wait til the weekend. I took Monday off next week so I have a three day weekend. I have to get away from work for an extra day.

[belladonna]

19. Did work go better for you today?

Or are you still grouchy and mean? Hmmm????

[texas1928]

27. EEEHH

I did not want to take a baseball bat to work with me if that means anything.

[texas1928]

9. See Thread I started just for that.

I saved my 1000th for that post.

[belladonna]

17. Margaritas, dammit!!

Are you drunk already? :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

36. NAH

Just high on life, and The new pink pills

[texas1928]

13. I hit a 1000 tonight

NANE NANE BOO BOO

[Teddy_Salad]

3. A Tuesday night DULL thread?

I'm becoming such a DULLard!

[darkstar]

4. About to have me a drink

Is that allowed here?

[texas1928]

8. Yes you can drink

Just stay away from Belladonna's margaritas

[darkstar]

14. But the martini's are ok?

Sipping some old Stoli cinnamon I bought on a whim about a year ago. Not my fave. Was cheap. As am I.

But there's a little left in this bottle if anyoneone's inneressed...

[belladonna]

23. Don't listen to him

My margarita's are made of the finest tequila and everyone but Texas loves em... he's just grouchy and mean. Now here, have a margarita already :bounce:

[texas1928]

She adds a special ingredient.

Little blue things.

[darkstar]

43. Bath oil beads?

But there's no denying, this drink is dammned gooooood.

[texas1928]

46. Little blue pills

they make guys do strang things.

[belladonna]

47. Just some special flavoring, that's all

Drink up, there's plenty more where that came from :evilgrin:

[darkstar]

59. But seriously now

There's no nightshade or <your namesake here> involved in any of this, is there? My throat is gittin' a little tight....

[texas1928]

61. That ain't what is going to get tight with her margaritas

it is a little south of there.

[darkstar]

67. You don't mean.....

gulp...strychnine....

South of throat...clutching chest

[texas1928]

69. further south

pull a Michael Jackson trade mark move. what does he touch at the end.

[darkstar]

77. He usually cocks his hat at the end, but that would be north.

Are you in Australia?

[texas1928]

5. Ok that damn spider is disturbing

Kill that spider Sam.

[Donkeyboy75]

10. I am listening to the Cubs on the radio. They're gonna win!

[Teddy_Salad]

11. Who are the Cubs playing?

I take it it's an AL team, right?

[Donkeyboy75]

140. Nope, it's the shit-ass St. Louis Cardinals.

[texas1928]

12. Who they playing?

[sundog]

15. hey guys :)

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[texas1928]

18. Well look who finally showed up

You have missed out on a lot.

[sundog]

21. yeah, mon

took a few days off... doing some soul searching...

actually on hiatus in Cannes :)

[texas1928]

66. Soul searching

I hate it when mine runs amuck. I then have to chase it and it is a bitch trying to wrestle with it, it tag teams with my conscience.

[Teddy_Salad]

20. Oh, look who shows up

It's about bloody time.

Boy, have you missed out on some DULL shenanigans lately.

Good to see ya, Sundog! :)

[sundog]

22. bella hasn't been abusing you guys, has she?

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[texas1928]

26. Of course we found a new pic for her though

[sundog]

28. I like the one with the catwoman with the body bag

:)

[texas1928]

56. This one?

[sundog]

94. yes, that's the one...

that just sums up everything...

she's disappeared again... must be planning a new attack...

[texas1928]

107. Yeah she is a sly one

like the pic shows.

[belladonna]

29. You came back looking for some of that abuse, didn't ya?

Now bend over, you've been a very bad boy, staying away so long :spank:

[sundog]

30. :)

awww, you have such a sweet way of welcoming me...

[Teddy_Salad]

41. She's been terrible to us.....Tex and Champ can vouch to that

She's been spiking our margarita's with little blue pills that make you wake up the next morning feeling a little, how do I say?......"stiff".

But I do think she created somewhat of a DU record last night.

She went through ... in one night!

Actually, in about 3 or 4 hours!

I think she deserves a martini for that!

[sundog]

44. lol-- I'm coming up on it soon-- pray for me :)

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[Teddy_Salad]

49. HA! So you are!

We'll have to have a special night for your induction.

[texas1928]

52. Have you hit 666 yet

That is the one post that is a republican post.

[sundog]

57. I did, my head spinned around & I vomited green pea soup...

it's over now

[texas1928]

60. It is quick and painless

I can not beleive I hit 1000 tonight.

[sundog]

70. congrats! what's your birthday request?

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[texas1928]

72. Belladonna has to strip this time

And no scary pics like Teddy puts up.

[sundog]

78. yeah, yeah... turn the tables :)

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[belladonna]

86. Aww, too bad you didn't ask earlier

I gotta go to bed earlier tonight, and well, maybe Sundog will strip for ya instead?

[texas1928]

87. No you have to

Just say you are getting ready for bed. Come on let's have pics.

[belladonna]

96. Of me getting ready for bed?

Why, you perv :spank:

[texas1928]

98. Hey you are trying to cop out on us

So I gave you an alternative.

[sundog]

100. yeah, she can dish it out but she can't take it...

:grr:

[texas1928]

106. She is scared

Oh and the flashes are just lightening.

[sundog]

109. she likes to be in control-- it's an issue - send her to Dr. Phil!

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[belladonna]

114. NOOOO!!!!

Anything but Dr. Phil :cry:

I'll dance already, pick the music :evilfrown:

[texas1928]

116. ABBA

Dancing Queen

[belladonna]

118. Sorry, I have a rule against ABBA

Try again :eyes:

[texas1928]

119. Here

"Bump N' Grind"

My mind is tellin me no but my body my body's tellin me yes
I (baby) don't want to hurt nobody
But there is something that I must confess........... (chill)


I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

See I know just what you want and I know just what you need girl
So baby bring your body to me (bring your body here)
I'm not fooling around with you baby
My love is true (with you) with you is where I want to be, girl see
I need someone someone like me to satisfy your every needs



You say he's not treating you right
Then lady spend the night now
I'll love you like you need to be love (girl why don't you try some of me)
No need to look no more because I've opened up my door
You'll never feel another love you see
I need someone, someone like me girl to make love to you baby constanly

[belladonna]

122. Hmmm, a little better

But I think I'll go for something different... Fire Woman, the Cult

Close your eyes now :evilgrin:

[sundog]

125. BELLA LOOK AT THIS

now call the whitecoats on her!

[belladonna]

128. ACK!! MY EYES!!!

Bad Sundog :spank:

It's Fire Woman or nothing, now close those eyes and let's get on with this :evilfrown:

[sundog]

129. Jesus loves me now -- I will turn the other cheek

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[belladonna]

131. I bet he doesn't love ABBA tho

:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

132. Hey I like the Blonde girl the most.

Oh My God.

[sundog]

133. God will forgive you, you sinner...

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[belladonna]

138. For not showing ABBA the proper respect?

Bwahahahaha!! You HAVE been smoking way too much of that shhhhhhh, haven't ya?

Off to bed now, come back tomorrow and I'll insult ABBA some more, make a few margaritas and fool you into stripping again :evilgrin:

[sundog]

139. sweet dreams -- you are THE DANCING QUEEN

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[texas1928]

130. Here it is

Fire Woman by* Cult

Wound up, can't sleep, can't do anything right, little honey,
Oh, since I set my eyes on you.
I tell you the truth.
Twistin' like a flame in a slow dance, baby,
You're driving me crazy.
Come on, little honey, come on now!

Fire! Smoke, she is a rising!
Fire! Smoke on the horizon!
Fire! Smoke, she is a rising!
Fire! Smoke stack lightning!

You shake it up, you're to blame, got me swayin' little honey.
My heart's a ball of burnin' flame.
Oh, yes it is.
Trancing like a cat on a hot tin shack,
Lord, have mercy! Come on little sister, come on and shake it!

Fire! Smoke, she is a rising!
Fire! Smoke on the horizon!
Fire! Smoke, she is a rising!
Fire! Smoke stack lightning!

I was thinking what I've been missing.
I'll tell you truthfully, well.
She's coming close now.
I can feel her.

She's getting close to me.
Fire! Smoke, she is a rising!
Fire! Smoke on the horizon!
Fire! Smoke, she is a rising!
Fire! Smoke stack lightning!

Fire woman you're to blame

[belladonna]

134. Now that's more like it

Quick TRUE story before I go off to bed for the night :evilgrin:

I once did a striptease to that very song, not only in a bar, but ON a bar...use your imagination for the rest. We all got thrown out of the bar that night, but it was worth it :D

[texas1928]

135. Well what are you waiting for

You know the moves already.

[texas1928]

136. I am off to bed to

My pain killer is catching up to me. I am tired.

[belladonna]

137. Night Texas

Hope ya feel better tomorrow... good luck at work, I know it's hard being a Cox man :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

126. Nope three caffiene shots

I could get them to shut if I tried.

[sundog]

120. I love ABBA dammit-- bella's turning on us-- call the whitecoats!

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[belladonna]

108. Hey, I danced the other night

You missed it, what can I say? Now it's your turn, take this margarita and get funky for us :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

110. No you did not I have the bookmarks

Plus you made everybody close their eyes. Oh and Sundog she left you for me, then me for Teddy, and then Teddy for Champ. She was just hitting on everybody.

[belladonna]

113. Lies!!

Filthy lies!! I left you for that other guy, can't remember his name now tho...

[sundog]

115. it's always lies isn't it?she's getting defensive now-call the whitecoats!

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[texas1928]

117. With the butterfly nets

I think she got into the Bag of SSSSSHHHHH

[belladonna]

124. Get those butterfly nets away from me

I remember what you all did to me last time, the flashbacks haunt me :cry:

[texas1928]

127. That was not what you were saying when it happened

:evilgrin:

[belladonna]

55. I wonder if I even made Milestones

Been too busy to even look today....

[belladonna]

25. Wow, I was just thinking about you today

Where ya been hiding? Here, have a margarita and fill me in :P

[sundog]

32. I'm having wine

I was doing some thinking... one of those horrible aspects of being me...

[belladonna]

35. Ahh, one of those soul searching kinda things?

I feel ya on THAT.... did it help?

[sundog]

39. yeah.. you got it...

:)

[Tom Kitten]

16. still looking forward to seeing ROTK on the big screen

I was supposed to hook up with old friend who lives 400 miles away to go see it...that's how we did it for the first two movies...well we never hooked up this time and it looks like I missed out...
pretty dull post, eh?

[sundog]

24. are you watching rotk while you're posting?

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[texas1928]

31. Yeah.

Got to the elephants scene. Glad Sam finally killed that damn spider.

[sundog]

34. How can you do that?!

More power to ya... I watched it 2 nights ago... so absolutely amazing... the end broke my heart...

So much better than The Two Towers... I hated TTT, so I was so happy that this one just made it all better...

[texas1928]

40. Watch for a little bit and the hit refresh

Say something sarcastic to Belladonna and then watch a little more.

[texas1928]

33. You know people probably look at this thread and think

Damn what a bunch of S&M freaks.

[sundog]

37. peopel don't look at it Texas... people do maybe :)

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[texas1928]

38. SSSSHHHHHHHH

that was a preemptive SSHHH,
Just know I have a whole bag of SSSHHH
With your name on it.

[sundog]

42. a whole bag?! can we smoke it?

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[texas1928]

50. You want SSSSSHHH on the brain

If you can get it to roll then more power to you.

[sundog]

65. only if it's kind sssshhhh ---

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[texas1928]

75. No it is the god awful loud

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lestat]

45. I could use a beer...

[texas1928]

48. How about a 100

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[belladonna]

51. Have a margarita instead

Have three or four, for that matter. :D

[texas1928]

53. Stay away from her margaritas

You will never get the covers on the bed to lay right.

[Teddy_Salad]

54. Good night all. I have to hit the sack...

and then go to bed! :evilgrin:

See you all tomorrow. :)

[sundog]

63. bon soir...

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[texas1928]

74. Light weight

Good Night.

[UrbScotty]

58. It's thundering outside (nt)

[texas1928]

62. Sorry I farted

Excuse me. Did not mean to be rude.

[m-jean03]

64. This thread is so DULL!!

I'm glad I'm not DULL!!

I'm watching my 3 Stooges tapes... Seeyall later!!
Peace out dudes and dudettes!!! :headbang:

[sundog]

68. that's cause you're not smoking the kind sssshhh Texas rolled...

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[belladonna]

73. Drugs are just bad, mmmkay?

Sorry, had an Eminem moment there :P

[sundog]

76. it's an herb, bella, a plant

not a drug .. geeeeeeezzzzzzz...

that's what you get for not smoking that joint you found....

[belladonna]

83. I don't wanna cloud my beautiful mind, dammit

Besides, last time I smoked something I found... oh, never mind... you all don't want to hear that sordid story, I'm sure

[texas1928]

90. do you have pictures?

I like picture books better. just give us the pics. we can make up the sordid story.

[belladonna]

91. I burned them all, and there aren't any copies out there

At least, I sure hope not :scared:

[texas1928]

97. I will have private eyes out searching High and low.

We will find them.

[belladonna]

99. Damn, I guess that means I have to burn the video

Too bad, it was the best piece of porn I owned :(

[texas1928]

103. just save it to a cd and pass it around.

We will keep it sacred.

[belladonna]

111. Suuurrre, you'll turn me into Herr Asscrack

Get me sent to Gitmo and put into some reprogramming program, turned into a nun or something equally horrible and sex free :cry:

[texas1928]

112. Well your nights would be free.

[m-jean03]

80. So you guys aren't actually DULL.. just MELLOW . . .

right?? :headbang:

[texas1928]

85. It's like

DUUUUUUUUUUDDDEEEE

[m-jean03]

89. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

No kidding, dude. :silly:

I'm late for my slapstick fix.

[texas1928]

95. WA' SUP

Got some Bitch'n waves here.

[texas1928]

71. You are not of the DULL Caliber

you get to many flames and view alls. so we will have to get a bouncer over here.

[m-jean03]

79. Aw, no don't bounce me... I'm harmless!

And I haven't gotten ANY flames and view-alls lately!!! :cry:
Anyone lonely enough to hang out on the computer with Ké cranked up
looking forward only to a night with the Stooges is pretty DULL,
by my standards!!!
:boring:

Rock on dudes and DUDETTES!! :headbang:

[sundog]

81. ok, enough of this sadness... now TOKE :)

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[m-jean03]

84. Life is sadness. . .

Thankfully, DU, and its cyber-pot, is not. :-)

[texas1928]

88. Nah life is just there and you have to make what you can out of it

Some days you are the bug and others the windshield.

[m-jean03]

93. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!

That's majorly EXISTENTIAL, DUDE!!! :headbang:

[texas1928]

101. Hey my gene pool still has a deep end.

every once in awhile I dip into it. Sometimes, though it is more fun to wade through the shallow end.

[sundog]

92. how true...

"life is suffering" -- one of the noble truths

I'm avoiding that concept, that's why I came here :)

[belladonna]

102. Damn, you sound like I did a week ago

C'mon, have a margarita and get happy :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

104. Strip for him that will perk him up

[sundog]

105. wine is seeping into my veins...

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[texas1928]

82. The Stooges are Cool

But it has to be Curly or Shemp.

[qwertyMike]

121. Have you seen this book

Big seller in the 80's

http://www.bookcrossing.com/journal/891941/kangaroozle/book_Dare-to-Be-Dull-Joseph-L.-Troise

[texas1928]

123. I have three copies

One of them is autographed. Want to borrow it.