Son of Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't....

[WillParkinson]

When the dentist says, "I think we need to put this back in your mouth."

When the hygienist says, "I think you need a bit more suction."

When the undertaker says, "I'll take good care of you when you're stiff."

[arwalden]

1. The teenager masticated in the restaurant... right in front of his date!!

[WillParkinson]

6. The nerve!

I hope he cleaned up afterwards.

[meegbear]

2. When June would say ...

"Ward, weren't you a little rough on the Beaver?".

[Kid_A]

3. Here's one.

When the pornstar says, "Oh baby, I want your hot load all over my face."

Wait, that's something that sounds dirty and is.

[sus]

4. so i'm having lunch with a friend and the waiter says,

"can I do anything else for you ladies?"

my friend, who was eating spicy food, gulps her water down and says, "yeah! you can put out the fire in my mouth!"

even the waiter lost it.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Overheard at the golf shop:

"I like my shafts extra stiff."

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. when the ice cream man asks

"You want it hard or soft?"

[bif]

8. Swage nipples and bull plugs

These were two parts that a manufacturing company that I used to write ads for produced. Honest!

[afraid_of_the_dark]

9. "I can't figure out where to put my floppy."

Overheard in my office, said by a coworker whose new laptop didn't have a disk drive.