Caption the First Couple

[Doctor Smith]

[bearfan454]

1. I grab her from behind like this Tony and then

she tells me to piss off. Tony Blair's old lady looks like a real tart.

[DU9598]

2. Wind her up

Is she some sort of robot or something? Looks like she is trying out one of those early 90 robot dance moves. Either that or she had a stroke affecting the right side of her body.

At least there are no big bows on her dress.

[Peachhead22]

3. Shrub says:

"All I hafta do is give the little key in her back a few turns and she's back to her 'normal', pleasant self. After all, she's from Stepford...er, I mean Crawford, Texas.

[leftofthedial]

4. I already captioned one of these yesterday

TOP
"the on-off switch is right here on her back . . .
they said she came with a joystick like my PS2 game, but I haven't been able to find it. Now that Condi, she straps on a MEAN joystick."

"I usually grab Colin right about here. Let's see, ten minus two is . . . "


Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

leftofthedial, the world's oldest sophomore

[BringEmOn]

5. Junior: "Ya push the button right here and she goes to the refrigerator

and retrieves a beer"

Pickles: "Ya push this button and he points his finger and says "It's Bill Clinton's fault!"

[LTR]

6. How do you like my robot Stepford wife?

[cosmicdot]

7. W: she'll perk up after a bit ...her meds haven't kicked in yet

[arwalden]

8. ... and here's the battery compartment.

[arwalden]

9. No Caption... Just A Question

Does Pickles wear anything OTHER THAN long sleeves? Is she covering up tattoos or needle track marks? Does she have horrible scars? Hairy arms?