The Bozo without a Circus of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Hey. I thought you guys said this was gonna be a parade . . . I wouldn'ta gotten up if it wasn't going to be a parade! . . . And don't try to feed me that 'Don't you see the invisible circus?" crap! . . . Cause that's what it is. I don't see a damned thing."

[FleshCartoon]

1. I don't know what Bush is saying, but...

...Condi's thinking, "My, isn't my husb...I mean, the President a handsome man?"

[BringEmOn]

2. "Ice Cream! Popsicles! Snow Cones!"

[ewagner]

3. Card is thinking:

Whew! he didn't fall in front of the cameras and he didn't kill anybody with that golf cart......YES! Today is a GOOOOOD day!

[wysimdnwyg]

4. Hey, look at my new car!

Yeah, they took my license, so this is the only one I could get. Ain't the colors cool, though?

[underpants]

5. Laura!......it's me!.......slow down!

Sccccrreeeeeeeeeech! Ppppppppsh!

[commander bunnypants]

6. hey slacker

Where you at

DDQM

[FleshCartoon]

10. I think we have a winner! LOL. (n/t)

[AlGore-08.com]

7. Smirk approves $97 billion in funding for the "Freedom Golfcart" program

Designed to foster the transition to alternate feuls, the Freedom Golfcart will be powered by a revolutionary hybrid electric motor. The Freedom Golf Cart program has set the ambitous goal of replacing the nation's fleet of gas and diesel powered golf carts with hybrid electric golf carts by the year 2525.

"The transition will be a difficult one, and will require us make the most efficient use of America's existing petroleum resources," Vice pResident Richard Cheney said at a press conference held in an undisclosed location at an undisclosed later moment in time. "That is why it is imperitive that we begin drilling in the Artic National Wildlife Refuge now."

[cosmicdot]

8. why isn't Condi at her desk protecting our National Security?

and, I thought she was in charge of Iraq's 'reconstruction'???


eek! captions-way too many? blasphemy!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1249585#1250733

[Endangered Specie]

9. The two maintain their smile, even though they just got...

b***h-slapped by the backside of the presidential palm.

[cosmicdot]

11. not the brightest bulb, W hails his cab after getting in it vs.

hailing it in order to get into it ...

[BringEmOn]

12. "Lemme outta here! Hey! Bring be the gas guzzlin' Escalade!