**Pitching Woo**

[sus]

Flirt with your fellow DUers here.

Or just deliver some really bad pickup lines.

Or both!

[terrya]

1. I can't pick just one. ALL of the men here are worth flirting over

:-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. One, in particular!

;)

[terrya]

95. Damn you and your smoldering sexiness!

Every time I try to stop thinking of you, you come along and remind me! :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

97. I just love having my sexiness referred to as "smoldering!"

:bounce:

[terrya]

100. Your picture in the Gallery says it all.

I was stunned...amazed...awed...by the smoldering sexiness that almost leapt out at me.

[Canuckistanian]

2. Tell me, are your legs tired...

..from running through my dreams every night?
:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Ooh -- Canadians need ME to keep them warm!

[sus]

3. Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Why yes. Yes, I do.

And I also have a banana in my pocket.

[MissMillie]

4. I'd like to have breakfast with you....

... should I call you or nudge you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

42. A nudge will suffice.

Just press your knee against my head, and I'll wake up.

[FleshCartoon]

5. I can't flirt.

I'm one of those seemingly straight-laced and tom boyish girls until I'm actually already in the clutch with someone--then I can talk real dirty.

On edit, I just realized, after re-reading my post, that I'm very much like Julia in 1984.

[sus]

7. Was your daddy in the Navy? Cause you sink my battleship!

You don't have to be "good" at it. Just have fun.

[FleshCartoon]

8. I said I talk dirty when I'm in the clutch.

What more can I give?!?

LOL!

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. Well, then, I'll just have to get you in my clutch!

[m-jean03]

76. Stop scaring people with your Nutcracker

doll, Al'hed. . .

[underpants]

6. Nice RACK!

Man is that smooooooooth or what?

[sus]

9. Saaaay, is that an extra-wide SCSI in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. Nice nutsack!

I am a poet, am I not? :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

10. You have nice ankles.

Can I touch?

[GOPisEvil]

14. You have nice ankles. They'd be nicer around my neck.

[m-jean03]

16. HAHAHHAha!!!

:spank:

[Magrittes Pipe]

55. You have nice knees.

It's a shame you're about to get them all dirty.

[m-jean03]

70. You have a nice face.

It's a shame you're about to get it all messy.

Take that, pig!! :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

72. Every pilot of love must eventually earn his wings.

[ohiosmith]

11. See my cold sore baby? Play your cards right and you'll have one

before the night is over.

[iconoclastic cat]

15. Oh, sweet jeebus...that was wrong...

just wrong...

[ohiosmith]

31. smooth eh?

[iconoclastic cat]

49. That's almost as bad as the time one of my friends asked

a girl at a party, "Hey, can I touch your cookie?" She kicked him.
Too ambiguous, maybe?

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. Hey, baby. I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving:

Herpes!

[HEyHEY]

12. Wanna get a pizza and fuck?

What? You don't like pizza?

[Magrittes Pipe]

61. That's a good pizza...

...ass!

[Beer Snob-50]

13. I have to call the police

because you just stole my heart.

[Magrittes Pipe]

63. I have to call the police...

...I lost the keys to my handcuffs.

[Beer Snob-50]

92. I have to call the police

whoisalhedges stole my line!!

[Bucky]

17. Safe sex?

Why, I'm wearing a condom right now!

[Magrittes Pipe]

64. Safe sex?

Yeah, baby, I've got a padded headboard.

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. if I told you you had a beautiful body...

would you take off your clothes and lap dance me into oblivion?

Another -

Nice dress.... It will look better balled up next to the bed.

[Magrittes Pipe]

65. Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

[m-jean03]

19. "Aw cmon, be original, say yes-

Everyone else says no."

One DU date to whoever knows this quote. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

20. Is that from "Back To School"?

:shrug:

[m-jean03]

23. bzzz. NO!!

Try again. :-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. A Beautiful Mind

[m-jean03]

33. Bzzz WRONG!!

Try again... :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I like your ass.

May I wear it as a hat?

[m-jean03]

37. What the hell.

As long as my ass can wear your hat.

[wysimdnwyg]

34. Lethal Weapon 2

"Saint" Mel to Patsy Kensit at the grocery.

[GOPisEvil]

35. Oh yeah...that's right!

:dunce:

[m-jean03]

40. Woo-Hoo!!

You win my heart for the day!! :loveya: :yourock:

[wysimdnwyg]

54. Aw, shucks ma'am.

Twernt nuthin'. :-)

[HEyHEY]

21. I forgot my phone number...

May I borrow yours?

[UrbScotty]

44. That's a classic! (nt)

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. I got $50

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

30. "I've got a hot-rod ford and a $2 bill - and I know a spot just over the..

hill"

[Magrittes Pipe]

68. Hank Williams makes me hard.

Let's do it.

[iconoclastic cat]

25. The last real pickup line that I used was on Mrs. Cat!

It was stupid and made no sense, and she couldn't hear it over the din of the Sisters of Mercy. So I just grabbed her and kissed her.
Ten years later...

Pssst...hey, sus...nice cat pix!
&c=f

Hmm...I can't get it to link...

[Magrittes Pipe]

69. Yeah, but Mrs. Cat's not here right now.

Don't worry. I won't tell.

[iconoclastic cat]

87. Hey, Disco Stu just wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing!

Oh, yeah!

[VelmaD]

27. Dangit...I have a staff meeting...

and don't have time to do this right now. I won the last time and now Screaming Lord Byron will probably find this thread while I'm gone and try to claim he stole my title. x(

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. Yeah. You've got a meeting with my staff.

:evilgrin:

[sus]

28. Was your daddy a butcher?

Cause I'd like to choke your chicken!

[Magrittes Pipe]

77. You'd like to choke on my chicken?

Woo-hoo! :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

29. What's your favorite flavor of Jell-o?*

Note: this was actually used by a guy I went to college with. Yes, he was drunk at the time. No, it didn't work.

[Magrittes Pipe]

78. What's your favorite flavor of LOVE?

[matcom]

39. do you believe in love at first sight?

or should i walk by again? :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

81. Nice ass!

[Canuckistanian]

41. Hi, my name's Bill

Just so you'll know what to scream later.

[matcom]

43. Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires

for all you freeper ladies :D

[GOPisEvil]

47. Another for the freeper-ettes: Hey...I got 1/2 my own teeth...wanna screw?

[Pale Blue Dot]

45. Here's one I actually heard used:

Man: Are you an art lover?

Woman: Ummm, yes.

Man: Hi, I'm Art!

Art went home empty-handed...

[Canuckistanian]

48. Is it hot in here?

Or is it just you?

[UrbScotty]

50. Are you from Tennessee? You're the only "ten" I see!

Do you have a bandage? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

[tsakshaug]

51. Hi there

I am an unattached male, no STD, Have a job, all of my teeth, grown kids, no child support.

It worked!

[m-jean03]

52. "How about a kiss for the road?

No? Well how about one for me, then?"

Another DU date for whoever knows that (easy one David Lee! :-) )

[GOPisEvil]

56. M*A*S*H*!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[m-jean03]

59. You're mine, Dr. David!!!

:loveya: :D

[GOPisEvil]

71. Even if I get all preachy in the last couple of seasons?

:loveya:

[m-jean03]

80. You can preach ALL you want--

Just keep that nutty grin on your face and sweet nuthins on your lips. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

83. Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning

in tar?

Another Hawkeye-ism!

[m-jean03]

88. Good ol Hawkeye,

If only we could all be so smooth and saintly and hilarious!! :-)

[matcom]

58. I'm Horny. Let's Fuck

:bounce:

[sus]

62. I don't get it. What is it you're trying to say?

:dunce:

[GOPisEvil]

74. Hi, what's your name. Let's have sex.

[eyesroll]

60. "Aw, my wife and child are upstairs sleeping. They'll never know."

Actually delivered to me in a hotel lobby, after convention activities had ended for the day.
:puke:

[m-jean03]

66. Oh, that's terrible!!

What did you say to Mr. Marital Integrity? :puke:

[matcom]

73. they went back to HER room silly!!

:P

[m-jean03]

98. No, apparently this is what YOU did, matcom!!!

You're just confused because you had too much to drink that night.
But I have pics. :-)

[eyesroll]

84. I really didn't say anything

I might have stammered out a "no thanks." I was in shock. (I'm usually quick in rebuffing the random drunk stranger in the bar, but I actually have to work with this guy on occasion -- thank god, via phone only.)

[XNASA]

75. “All those curves, and me with no brakes…”

[matcom]

79. DAMN BABE!! you got big TITS!!

:bounce:

[LastKnight]

82. dont you mean...

:bounce::bounce:

thats more fitting than your single bounce icon... unless she only had one.

-LK

[XNASA]

85. "Well........................<points to crotch>....

...it's not going to suck itself, silly."

[Ellen Forradalom]

96. You're so romantic.

You have a way with those softly spoken words of love, you know that, XNASA?

[XNASA]

99. I learned that one in the Navy.

It really works well if it's uttered in French. Irresistable, so I'm told.

:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

102. Hé bien, ça ne se suçe pas, tu sais bien!

You mean like that?

[GOPisEvil]

86. You're out of uniform soldier!

Where?
How about my place in 10 minutes?

I'm on a Hawkeye Pierce roll!!!!

[m-jean03]

91. LOVE that one!!

Wonder if anyone actually uses it in the Army?
Probably!! :D

[GOPisEvil]

93. Heck - I'd use it!

If I was as smooth as Hawkeye!

[MissMillie]

89. Nice dress!

It's going to look great balled up on the floor later tonight.

[LastKnight]

90. are you a democrat?

cause you sure dont look like a nice piece of elephant...


(no one said i was good at it)

-LK

[Magrittes Pipe]

94. Do you have any Irish in you?

Would you like some?

[Lestat]

101. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

Can I see your tan lines?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I'd look good on you.

I'm an organ donor, need anything?

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

103. Not tonight! I'm in a flame war

[Beer Snob-50]

104. That line made me "HOT"!!

flame, hot, oh forget it!!

[Book Lover]

105. I thought this

was going to be a John Woo thread....