I can't seem to get this smirkyish devil off my face...

[Misunderestimator]

that's all. :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

1. HAHAHAHA!

:thumbsup:

[Misunderestimator]

2. :) God told me to say it... n/t

[Misunderestimator]

4. Which reminds me of a joke.

A couple of nuns are driving down the road. Suddenly a tiny devil jumps on the windshield, teeth bared, screaming profanities... "Try the windshield wipers" says one nun to the one driving. Windshield wipers go and the devil is propelled off. A few moments later, the little devil jumps back on the windshield yelling louder than before. "Try the washer fluid... I put holy water in it" the nun tells the driver this time. The water burns the little fucker and he jumps off the car. A few moments he's back and madder than ever. "Show him your cross. Show him your cross!" she says.

So the nun driver rolls down her window and screams "Get the FUCK off the windshield you fucking devil."

:evilgrin:

[achtung_circus]

14. Two nuns

were riding their bicycles from the convent to the cathedral by way of a differtent route.

Nun #1 sayid "I've never come this way before"
Nun #2 said "It's the cobblestones"

[Misunderestimator]

15. Bwaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa

[m-jean03]

16. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha!

:-) :-) :) :) :) :) :)

[m-jean03]

7. :-) ...I always knew She was cool... n/t

[Westegg]

3. I can't seem to smirk this devilish wipe off my face...

...it's one of those disinfectant wipes? You see, I don't have the use of my arms. And my day-nurse was cleansing my visage after my morning eggy-weggs, but left suddenly to answer the phone. Now it's stuck here, and no smirk I can muster will dislodge it.

[Misunderestimator]

5. What? No call button? n/t

[Westegg]

8. When this so-called "nurse" is chatting with her boyfriend...

...on the phone, she doesn't want to be disturbed, and so moves the call button JUST far enough away that I can't reach it with my nose and ....Oh, Christ, nevermind. You got me.

[m-jean03]

9. That's a good story.

You're funny. :P

[Westegg]

19. Funny how?

How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

[m-jean03]

21. "You're so cute," funny

At least, you were kinda cute in my dream . . . :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

10. I KNEW it... you aren't an EGG at all!!! n/t

[Westegg]

20. Yeah, the YOLK's on you! Ha-ha! (n/t)

[m-jean03]

6. I had a dream about you last night, Westegg. . .

:7 Well, I dreamed you lived in a beat up one-room apartment, were part some Arabic nationality, and spoke with a British accent. :shrug:

[Westegg]

11. Aw, that's sweet! Not a bit of troof to it, luv (tally-ho, wot?)...

...but still, nice to be dreamed of once in a while. In fact, I had a dream about you not too long ago, and in it, I can assure you, I had FULL use of my arms...

[m-jean03]

12. LOL! Thank heavens :-)

How about your mouth? How'd the surgery go? :hi:

[Westegg]

17. Surgery Phase 1 went fine. Phase 2 in July. Thanx! (n/t)

[m-jean03]

18. That's great!

Hope it wasn't too painful! :scared:

[m-jean03]

13. Furthermore, you were in the states looking for spinach

to take back to Japan with you, to save them from the genetically engineered crop takeover! :D Seriously.

I think I got you crossed with Pico Iyer, and some environmental activists I know :-)

[Westegg]

22. Calling Herr Doktor Freud! What does this dream mean?

"Vell, I tink we can proceeden from der suppostion dat der "spinach" ist unt slang term for "money." But also der spinach is green, as in "Greenpeace," unt environmental groupen vat yunk Frauline MJean ist quite familair mit, jah? Supposenden, she might be longenden after und old liebechin, vot vent to saven der whales unt never came-backen. Ach! Perhapenzee, she's gotten der iron-poor blood and vants more spinachen int her diet? Hmmm. Perhaps der causem uv dem nightmaren about you in der firstplacetsen, Herr Vestegg? Unt our timenzee now be uppen. Pay der fraulein on der vay outenzee. Dancha."

[m-jean03]

23. Very funny. . .

Yeah, it's all about the iron, I think. :-)

But you'll need to speak better English if you want me to pay you
for that nonsense, Freud. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Don't worry

I'll let you know when I'm through

[Misunderestimator]

25. HAHAHAHAHA..... How on earth did I miss that?

:bounce:

Ok, just let me know.