http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/060604.asp
RONALD REAGAN DEAD AT 93: PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT ON THE DECADE-LATE DEATH OF THAT DEPENDS®-WEARING HOLLYWOOD PHONY WHO EVERYONE LIKED WAY MORE THAN THE BUSHES
Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Ronald Reagan always told us that for America, the best was yet to come. I know, I know – leave it to a fruity actor to find a life philosophy in a Sinatra song, right? But let me tell you something – he was right. Because after him came Bushes. And one day soon, after Poppy's term and my two terms and Jebber's two terms and Marvin's two terms – and hell, maybe even Noelle's terms – we'll rename that Reagan airport and aircraft carrier after us, slap our family portrait on the zillion dollar bill, and bulldoze that geriatric asswipe's legacy right off the face of the public consciousness!
In closing, it is with a heavy heart that I recall that Ronnie was not a born-again evangelical Christian like I say I am, but a divorced fair-weather believer who tried, but never quite got the hang of using Jesus for political gain. So as I told Nancy in my phone call to her from Air Force One's mechanical bull, "It's always sad when the unsaved begin their treacherous journey towards the gaping mouth of Hell's eternal bar-b-que."
And so, let us bow our heads in recognition that Mr. Reagan has slipped the girly bonds of Earth to kiss the face of Satan.
Thank you, and God Bless Bush America.