I SO wish I could take a vacation next week...something HORRIBLE is...

[WillParkinson]

Going to happen.

The Republican National Convention is having a gathering in Milwaukee. We're going to be FULL to the rafters with PUBEs at the hotel.

I want to be on vacation but they can't let me go.

It's going to be so tough to serve people who don't think I'm entitled to basic human rights.

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Just grin and bear it

and sneak a couple of Democratic mementos.. they'll go apeshit.

HAwkeye-X

[WillParkinson]

5. Need a good laugh?

A few years ago Dim-Bulb was coming to the hotel. I served a Marine coffee one morning. As I was leaving he handed me a box of Presidential M & M's (they had the Seal of the President on the box). When I got in the hall I started laughing my ass off.

Which M & M was on the box of Presidential M & M's? Yellow. The really 'slow' one.

Seemed too appropriate.

[bif]

2. Hopefull the pubes will be well trimmed.

If you catch my drift.

[Archae]

3. I already know what the entire convention will be.

10% tribute to Reagan, 90% "Get Feingold!" :argh:

[bif]

9. Isn't that what the Rupubs are all about?

They're always out to GET someone. Yeah, you're a uniter, Georgie.

[UrbScotty]

4. PROTEST!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Archae]

6. No protesting allowed.

"Free speech zones" (10 miles from where the repugs are) :mad:

[UrbScotty]

7. WTF?!

:wtf:

[Archae]

8. I'm just postulating what it'll be like.

Based on past GOP get-togethers since the REMF-in-chief stole the White House.

[Webster Green]

10. Do Sabatage on the bastids....

Get some of that liquid yellow jacket attractant that they use to bait yellow jacket traps. Put it in an eyedropper and squeeze a drop on hats, purses, car door handles. Great fun!

[Unperson 309]

17. No!

This is NOT FUNNY!

People who are allergic to stings could very well DIE!

This is cruel, childish and fucking DANGEROUS!

Give it a rest. I'm certain your suggestion was NOT meant in earnest... right?

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[LynneSin]

11. Will, can I send you a copy of the Fight Club

:think:

[mede8er]

14. Hehhehheh......

You took the words right out of my mouth....wasn't that cCream of Broccoli soup........:evilgrin:

[commander bunnypants]

12. ouch

hang in there friend.

DDQM

[commander bunnypants]

13. be extra friendly

you know what I mean. See how uncomfortable you can make them

DDQM

[geniph]

16. Need to recruit a few flaming drag queens

and heavy-duty butch types to work with Will that week...

[geniph]

15. I do so hope no one will do anything so uncivilized

as to place bodily substances or other adulterants in any of the 'pukes' food or drink. That would be just dreadful.

[Unperson 309]

18. Not to mention illegal!

C'mon guys, this is disgusting.

Not only that, but OUR convention is AFTER theirs!! You want THEM to think up the same damned stuff?

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[Duncan Grant]

22. *dark humor

I think people are just exercising their dark humor muscles...

edit: post/d'oh on me.

[WillParkinson]

20. No, not a chance...

I told my boss: "They're just lucky I'm a better person than they are."

[GumboYaYa]

19. There was a story in the local paper this week about an employee

from one of the restaurants who was mixing his manly secretions in the honey mustard sauce that was served with the chicken strips.

I'm not suggesting anything or making any value judgements. I'm just reporting facts.

[KittyWampus]

21. Take Mental NOTES! Post Your Stories Here So We Can Laugh

along with you.

That way, at work, you can look forward to sharing the experience with the rest of us. :)