I got a big ass gnat flying around my monitor

[Rocinante]

What should I do? Tried to swat him and damn near busted the screen.

[St. Jarvitude]

1. That's no gnat...

It's a tiny camera sent by the CIA, in cahoots with the aliens who built the pyramids, to spy on you for knowing too much about the secret program to send all of the Earth's waste to the sun

[Rocinante]

3. Thanks

it looks like I've been discovered again.
Meant to say uncovered. How very uncool of me.

[ugarte]

2. Nothing wrong with a big ass

:)

[Lexingtonian]

4. Hey-

stop staring at its butt, you cheeky monkey you! :-)

(With apologies to Mike Myers, and his 'drawrings', and SNL)

[Rocinante]

5. This thing

could load up this monitor and take it downtown somewhere. Looks more like a big ass fruit fly than a big ass gnat. I will keep you posted, thinking of bringing out the wasp spray or at the very least a baseball bat.

[liberalnurse]

6. Show him some browning bananas.

He might be hungry......Show him the trash can......

[Rocinante]

7. Update

I promised.It was a small horse fly. Not a big ass one. A big ass horse fly can do some serious damage to skin. I beat the beast with the back of my hand, no baseball bat needed. I would feel sorry for him but I got bit by a big ass one once. Just imagine what horses have to endure.