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skrunch Donating Member (939 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 08:03 AM
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I had a dream: Dennis Miller punched me!
I made the mistake of catching "Miller Time" last night on Hannity & Stooge (note to the Miller Brewing Company...sue him and News Corp. they are ruining your name big time!).

Anyway he spent the whole time dissing Arianna Huffington, saying that she has changed her political opinions so may times she makes Lombard Street in SF look straight or some such drivel.

I thought you scumbag...you're one to talk.

Then I went to sleep and dreamt that I saw him on the street. I went up to him and said, "You gutless bastard, I remember when she was on your show...you respected her even when you disagreed. Now you call her a Gabor sister? You should have said "The funny talking chick on Green Acres". Then all dozen of your Fox Fans might have known what the hell you were talking about.

You think your new freeper friends are gonna get a reference to "All About Eve"? You're still aiming at trivia geeks like me. Cept it ain't funny since you've been court jester in the Bush Family Circus.

Then he punches me in the face. I spit a bloody gob back at him. Then I woke up.

I only wish I could sue the bastard for disrupting my sleep.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 08:09 AM
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 09:58 AM
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2. I had a better dream...
I punched Dennis Miller.

(More than once.)

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Fud Donating Member (157 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-03 10:03 AM
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3. My dream was better too
Cornering him then seeing him mouth off all these snotty comments so i had to do the honorable thing.Kicked him in the balls over and over.Too bad it was just a dream.
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