Paging Mojo Nixon: "Reagan Is Everywhere?"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

I'm sure more than a few of you remember the timeless Mojo Nixon classic "Elvis Is Everywhere"...



Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in 'em too

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. and not no fool Billy Idol lip either!!

Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him but Elvis in in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out man, he's trying to get out!

[MikeG]

2. Who has absolutely no Elvis in him? Michael J. Fox.

[DBoon]

3. He's a Libertarian celebrity

Along with Doctor Demento. Check out the Libertarian Web site.

[DinahMoeHum]

4. Didn't he also do "I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar"

in response to Ronnie's "War On Drugs" ?

:evilgrin:

[elfwitch]

5. I loved Mojo Nixon!

He was so cool.

[elfwitch]

6. Makes me think of "Punk Rock Girl"

by the Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl
Please look at me
Punk rock girl
What do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl
Give me a chance
Punk rock girl
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well no, we only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl
It makes no sense
Punk rock girl
Your daddy's the vice president
Perchance the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said he don't work here
We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin

We got into her car away we started rollin
I said how much you pay for this
Said nothin man it's stolen

Punk rock girl
You look so wild
Punk rock girl
Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me
Punk rock girl