Totalitarian CAPTION Vision

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W: Yep, I know first hand ... I've got totalitarian vision ... when you're opponents start getting you cornered, and ya paint yourself there ... your opponents will consider this some kind of progress against me ... the Warrior King, Savior, Chief Flag Waver and Fund Raiser ... well, that's where we're painting the terra-ists who we'll continue to kill whether guilty or not and that's not terrorism, that's justice so stop saying that ... so, who's getting desperate here, them or me, huh? Bet ya'll are on the edge waiting for me to --- BOO! --- scared ya, huh? ... that's fun Bu$h-style, that's not fear-mongering ... And, about those tax cuts going off-shore to create jobs in The Caymans ... I told ya'll it'd work ... the banks are buzzing down there ... if you missed the boat, that's tuff and not my fault ... it pays to be honorable and having integrity like me and Dick ... look, I'm more concerned about people finding jobs than numbers on paper ... besides, we used that one already against those we stole the elections from the last coupla years ... Karnac says: the deficit will be halved in 5 years ... as long as Congress doesn't cut contract money to the Carlyle Group, Halliburton and the other boys ... phew, I'm out of breath and neocon ideas for the moment ... so much to say ... so little time ... oh, FYI ... if you think I'm rich, you should've seen the home of Craig McCaw where we fundraised much needed cash ... wow ... he's not corrupt, so stop saying that ... welp, ciao ya'll ... have good one ...

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1. grrrr ... make that: "...when your opponents start getting..."

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[skip fox]

2. "My fellow Americans, I'd like to address you today on the important issue

of the Ten Commandments, which are all well and good, but I'll just BET they could be improved if we sold them to private enterprise. Then maybe we could have even more or longer ones, or they could illustrate them with cartoon figures like committing adultery and stuff, then they wouldn't be so boring . . . NO! . . . Karl, you CAN'T take away the mike now. . . . Gimme that! . . . This is a GOOD idea and I don't care WHAT you say, the people are going hear about it. . . Geez man, sit down . . . looks like you're ready to stroke out, son. . . . Now, back to my idea, if we sell them, good old competition will liven them up, and we could make tax money on them or something. . . ."

[myomy]

3. I wanna thank yaÕll for gettin my picture on this lapel button.

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4. W: I really like talking to ya'll like this ... I can tape it in advance

... and, be out raising funds from the rich folks while you few poor rednecks are listening to it on some Clear Channel station ... I like killing birds and other living things ... and, I like killing 2 birds with one stone ... I don't have to look at your mugs and I get to rub elbows with my rich friends ... at the same time ...