I may have to kick my dogs butt....

[WillParkinson]

The other day I went to get dressed for work and put my hand in my pocket and found a large hole had been chewed through the pocket. I grabbed a different pair and found the entire crotch had been chewed out (and they're not even edible!)

Last night I had just finished dressing when Paul let Bailey into the house. He ran into the bedroom, jumped on the bed and ran off under the couch with something in his mouth. I went to get my bag and found out that he had taken my wallet under the couch with him! I moved the couch and he grabbed his prize and ran to the other side.

Eventually I got the wallet but that boy is going to drive me to drink.

[zbird]

1. Gotta love those chewers!

I had a golden many years ago who loved to chew everything. He destroyed lots of shoes, wicker furniture, wood chairs, crotches from underwear and pants and record albums. He was bored. I was crazed. I wouldn't have traded him for anything in the world.

On edit:

Just wait until you wake up in the middle of the night with the dog standing over your face trying to throw up his latest inedible. Alertness comes quickly!

[WillParkinson]

3. Haven't had that happen although...

I DID step in something gooey when I woke up last week. I couldn't even look to see what it was. I just called Paul to clean it and went to the bathroom and stuck my foot under the showerhead.

[Qanisqineq]

2. while you're at it, kick my cat's butt

He is possessed today. He will not sit still, is crawling all over me constantly (all that is ok), but then he viciously attacked his "sister" --she won-- and now there is blood all over the couch! I have never, in all their 10 years, seen them fight like that!

[WillParkinson]

4. They're upset....

Ronnie is dead. The one cat probably laughed and it set the other cat off. They're so much like people, you know.