OK. Rush Has To Masturbate Tonight. Any Tips For Him?

[matcom]

just askin' :P

STOP him from killing kittens would you?

[name not needed]

1. Use the pencil sharpener

[FreakinDJ]

2. Get a Dick

[terrya]

3. Doing it to a picture of former President Ronald Reagan is sick.

He's dead, Rush. Just don't do it, ok?

[hlthe2b]

4. Sort of pitiful to have to pop viagra just to....

masturbate, isn't it?

[iamjoy]

5. No Cheetos

n/t

[Mikimouse]

8. Great leaping horny toads! Now, that was an image I really didn't

need or want, but it's hilarious! :evilgrin:

[notadmblnd]

6. dont look in the mirror

nt

[MikeG]

7. Call up Hannity.

[Gothic Sponge]

9. That's just so wrong!

Rush and Masturbate should never be spoken in the same sentence! I don't want my favorite hobby to be tarnished by Rush.

[johnnie]

10. Shoot the Oxy

Don't pop em

[jeff30997]

11. Use sandpaper and don't stop for an hour!

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. actually I do have some tips for him

but why should I do him any favors? :shrug:

[salinen]

13. Don't use a dildo

he could pop an anal cyst and flood half of Florida.

[jeff30997]

15. ROTFL!!!

:evilgrin:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

14. Rush should listen to Bill Hick's "Rant in E Minor".

There's a whole scenario on it customized for him. What is it, Track 23?

[jeff30997]

16. Actually he's doing it while listening to

Ann Coulter's last audio book!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

18. And while waiting for Barbara Bush to do something with her pearls! n/t

[sasquatch]

17. I thought Junkies at his age have a hard time getting it up

I f the flesh is willing so to speek have him think of Margaret Thatcher.:puke:I have to wash my mouth out and drink to get that image out of my head.

[Ilsa]

19. Hasn't Marta been his beard all along?

I bet he knows plenty about doing himself.

[blueknight]

21. i'm sure he will......

need a good set of tweezers

[baldguy]

20. Stop thinking about Ronald Reagan.

[Beaverhausen]

22. Maybe Pvt. Lynnie England has some tips for him

[LTR]

23. Just think back to the guy in Pittsburgh

[LowerManhattanite]

24. Dial up Lucianne Goldberg for phone sex...

...so she can whisper raspy, gin-scraped, sour nothings in his dead ear. That oughtta raise the ol' Vienna sausage. Not.

[No2W2004]

25. OH GOD NO!!! OH PLEASE GOD.....

get that sick fucking image out of my head!!
:spank::spank:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

26. I'd advise him to stay away from Cyber Porn for the first two weeks