Ladies: would you "do it" with Limbaugh for Millions of $$?

[Jabbery]

I've got to ask the question....the man is a freakin' nightmare of an disaster. The right wing hate, the stank breath, the arrogant evil laughter, the smelly cigars, the B.O., the fat, and the long periods of Oxycontin-fueled psychosis....

With all of this, would any of you ladies actually "do it" with Rush Limbaugh for 10 years if you knew that you would get millions in a divorce settlement?

What kind of woman WOULD?

I have to ask - I'm curious as hell.

[caledesi]

1. Not for 10 years!

I couldn't keep my sanity.

Once, yes, and be drunk as a skunk.

[madmax]

4. For millions??

Once... that's it. And that would have to be missionary position, not tongue kissing and no oral sex. :evilgrin:

Married to him for 10 years, no way!

[graham67]

6. Tongue kissing, oral....

:puke:

[graham67]

2. Would I have to be conscious?

:evilfrown:

[sangha]

3. Why limit it to the women?

For that much money, *I'd* do the Pig, and I'm a straight male.

[mike1963]

9. HAHAHAHA..."...now we're just negotiating the price..."

:D
But the weird thing is I'm gay and I'm not at all sure *I* would!
:evilgrin:

[Auntie Bush]

5. I'd live in a cardboard box first! No amount of money would

make me move!

[kaitykaity]

7. Ladies???

Your question answered itself. Most "ladies" would have
vapors at the very thought.

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. The vapors - LOL

Actually, sure, I'd take one for the team ONCE for several million $$$, ala "Indecent Proposal". You can do a lot of good for people with that kind of dinero. But be married to him for 10 years? Not no, but HELL NO!

[liberalhistorian]

43. I still like the plan I came up with in another

thread about this last night; one of us single gals should make a play for him and then get involved so that we can be a "mole" from the inside, so to speak. Of course, we'd have to be rip-roaringly smashed and totally doped up first, but I'm sure he'd be able to take care of that, lol!

You know, this may get me flamed, but I really do kinda sorta feel sorry for the guy. I think he'd hoped that, since he'd been married twice before, this one would last and he'd finally found the one he could happily spend the rest of his life with. It has to really hurt him that this is happening again. And we don't, after all, know what he's really like off the air. The one liberal lobbyist who used to date him before he married his second wife said he really wasn't the anti-Christ a lot of people, especially women, think he is.

[MrsMatt]

8. This belongs in the Lounge

but no,

I would not, could not with a goat.

[seabeyond]

11. eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

does that answer your question, lol and a wink

[Mizmoon]

12. Well...

could I take rohypnol first so I wouldn't remember?

Eh, forget it. I'd probably be haunted by nightmares of the deed forever and wouldn't enjoy the money anyway.

[FleshCartoon]

13. Normally, no.

But lately, with the financial situation the way it is, I might if:

(a) he wore two condoms
(b) I was pissy drunk
(c) I didn't have to kiss him or respond in any way--just lie there while he did his thing. I'm sure it wouldn't take him long.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

14. "Q for the ladies - just how big of a whore are you?"

:wtf:

It's a question that's never crossed my mind. Why don't you pose it to his wife.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

15. No, I've been targeted by disgusting rich men before(at Yale) and

I've always found it very easy to say "no."

The possibility of a future payoff cannot compete with the immediate horror of getting intimate with a mean, stupid, arrogant, self-important, often alcoholic/drug-addicted old money preppy or son of a celebrity.

[Cleita]

16. A gold digger maybe?

There is a culture of trophy wife wannabes who chase noueveau riche males (too much money and very little good taste). They may not have had enough talent to be entertainers, models or actresses, but enough blond type good looks to meet rich men at parties, in restaurants and other venues.

They use sex for material gain and if they can get one of these rich losers to marry them, then it gives them a sort of respectability above being a party girl. I knew many of them when I lived in Santa Monica.

[Window]

17. NO! NADA! NO HOW!

Not even once. I'm a lady in the living-room, a bitch in the kitchen and a whore in the bed (w/my man, of course). If I went to bed and even dreamed (or had a nightmare) about sleeping with that disgusting, sorry-assed excuse of a man, I would wake up and immediately apologize and/or kill myself! UUUUGGGGGHHHH!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Only if it meant the ruin of

the * regime.

[foreigncorrespondent]

19. Hell!

I wouldn't even do it with Bill Clinton for a million bucks, so what does that tell you?

[belladonna]

24. I'd do it with Big Dawg for free

:evilgrin:

All the money in the world wouldn't be enough to get me in bed with the vulgar pigboy though :puke:

[Teddy_Salad]

25. Me too

I'm a raging heterosexual male and I'd do Big Dog too! :evilgrin:

[JohnLocke]

32. LOL (nt).

[2bfree]

42. I heard Chris Rock say the same thing!

I'd do Clinton for free but it would take a $1,000,000 tax free dollars and a bottle of tequila to sleep with Rush.

[flamingyouth]

20. No

I do have some standards, even if they are low. x(

[0007]

21. Business is business and that's why I'm just a piss ant

NO WAY!!

[Solly Mack]

22. Hell, I doubt Marta even did "it" with him for 10 years

blech....

[hlthe2b]

23. I think it would have to come with a partial lobotomy.... That would be

just too cruel to leave some poor woman with THOSE MEMORIES!

[warrior1]

26. Nope.

and not even Ann the man.

[SarahB]

27. No way.

Besides, I only want to sleep with someone I deeply care about in some form and hope to derive mutual pleasure from within the encounter. As far as Rush, I don't think could ever fall into either category. :puke:

[northofdenali]

28. No. n/t

[Deja Q]

29. I would. I wouldn't enjoy it. But I would.

I need the money.

[tigereye]

30. HT no one needs money that badly!

I hope.

There is no level of hell where I would even consider that. Yuk and double yuk. What a question! :(

[FDRrocks]

31. As a man, yes I would....

I would. Not a second thought.

[fortyfeetunder]

33. You have to be kidding...

I'd rather pull porcupine quills out of a rabid pit bull than screw Rush.

[angee_is_mad]

34. Depends on how many drinks

and oxycontin!

[Cheswick2.0]

35. well sure, aren't most women basically prostitutes?

</sarcasm>

[angee_is_mad]

36. WHAT?

oh, sorry that was a joke. hahahahahahahahaha

[devilgrrl]

37. Quite frankly... I'd rather get shot. nt

[Lorien]

38. Ten years? Never.

ten minutes(though I bet it wouldn't take that long with pigboy-ew!) for millions maybe...but I'd have to raid his stash first :evilgrin:

[AlFrankenFan]

39. HELL No!

Ann Coulter would.

[WindRavenX]

40. HELL NO

And this was NOT the thread to read before going to bed :puke:

[Ann Arbor Dem]

41. No, no, no...

I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life.

[S_Kovalevskaia]

44. NO! Not even with a 10 foot pole; tho' the little pervert would like it,

(think obvious), I couldn't stand him even at a distance; a pig-boy is a pig-boy is a pig-boy.

[trixie]

45. Do I live in Stepford?????

Have I been changed by the men's club????

You people are just sick, sick, sick.....:spank:



:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. I'm a straight man, and I'd "do it" with Limbaugh, if the price were right