coolest part of the Reagan ceremony...

[LastKnight]

the bagpipes, Ive always been curious about em... i just think their cool... i wanna learn how to play.

-LK

[physioex]

1. But are you comfortable in your manhood to wear those skirts?? EOM

[LastKnight]

2. hell, id need a longer skirt...

dont want that monster floppin round when your playin amazin grace or something ina serious situation...

-LK

[physioex]

3. I've go you beat though...This is the coolest part....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1773690

[pagerbear]

4. What monster?

You're expecting Nessie?

[supernova]

5. As a woman, I find kilts

very sexy. It takes a man with true balls to wear a kilt. ;-)

[jdj]

6. Ever heard "The Scottsman"?

It's a hilarious tune, but I can't remember the artist, usually sung a cappella. It starts off with a drunken scottish man wandering off in a field to sleep "beneath the stars", then a "young lass" wanders by, and decides to see if it's true they go commando under there. As a joke she takes a ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his 'member' while he is passed out.

When he awakens he goes to take a pee and gets a shock that there is a blue silk ribbon where there shouldn't be, and when he recovers from the shock:

"he says to what's before his eyes:
My friend I don't know where you been, but it looks
like you won first prize!"

That one always brings down the house.

[supernova]

7. Mike Cross

usually does it.

It's hilarious! :D

[Hand]

8. It's great, and HERE IT IS!

I heard this sung a couple of weeks ago by an opera baritone who really hammed it up. It's called "The Sleeping Scotsman"; probably by Robert Burns, although it's officially anonymous.

Anyway...

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"You see yon sleeping Scotsman so fine and handsome built?
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt."

Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
'Twas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said, "We'd best be gone,
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show

Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
Around the bonnie spar the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
He lifted up his kilt and he gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Och lad, I ken not where ye've been, but I see ye won first prize!"

Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
"Och lad, I ken not where ye've been, but I see ye won first prize!"

:toast:

[supernova]

10. Paging Screaming Lord Byron

Where is he?

Get your tartan-clad butt in here pronto, boy.

[JohnKleeb]

9. you scots

gah, well I am just gonna drink my guinness and be through with it ok :). Kidding with ya man, I love bagpipes even if I am a non scot.