I'll Eat Anything For Money

[rucky]

make me an offer

[Parrcrow]

1. I'll write you a cheque for $100

if you then eat the cheque

[aquaman]

2. A nickel for you to eat your own waste.

Picture please when this happens.

[rucky]

3. You guys are drivin' some hard bargains

so far it's feces & a piece of paper for a nickel.

[neoteric lefty]

4. hey, you think your idea is new?

You gotta impress to see the big bucks.

[Parrcrow]

5. okay, I'll make the cheque for $500

[aquaman]

6. Okay, okay

You eat my waste for a dime, a Ronald dime that is.

[Parrcrow]

7. delete

oops

[rucky]

8. what did you eat for dinner?

anything with corn is worth at least a quarter


wow, this is turning into a gross-out contest alot more quickly than I expected.

[Exultant Democracy]

9. I'll give you $25 to eat my tv remote

but only if I get to punch you in the stomach to change the station.

[rucky]

11. Can ya feel the love tonight?

I'll make sure all the channels are set to the Reagan funeral first.

[Martin Eden]

10. Eat your words

and I'll pay you no mind.

[DieboldMustDie]

12. Have you considered being a contestant on Fear Factor?

:crazy:

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. i'll pay ya

500 yen to eat a pizza with mayo and squid