Complete this sentence (from a TV ad)

[qwertyMike]

"In the rare case that an erection lasts for more than 4 hours . . . "

[NightTrain]

1. ...your woman will be happier than the proverbial pig in shit!"

:evilgrin:

[Rick Myers]

2. Your doctor's got a REALLY scary nurse!!!

What does she do with that hammer?

Ack!

[Liberal Veteran]

3. ....try not to claim you name is "Bob"!

:)

[theivoryqueen]

4. seek medical attention

for your partner

[stavka]

5. ...I'm amazed I drank that much, doing this, and not having fun

[Liberal Veteran]

6. try to limit your orgasms to once every 30 minutes or so and don't brag.

:)

[Leprechan29]

7. Start over

Don't waste our pill!

[No2W2004]

8. Try not to brag too much

cause no one will believe you anyway...

[Liberal Veteran]

9. ....use duct tape like drag queens do.

:)

[Bluebear]

10. ...park yourself on a bar stool and hope for the best!

[Th1onein]

11. don't call us; we'll call you.

[Massacure]

12. Take one good look at yo fat mama, and it will go away. :P

[Elidor]

13. Please contact the CDC or Elizabeth Dole...

[troublemaker]

14. Dig out an old photo of Linda Tripp

(old jokes are the best jokes)

[Lestat]

15. ...find yourself a few more ladies.

:D

[Deja Q]

16. ...stick it in a light socket and flip on the switch."

They'll un-erect it rather quickly, I should think...

O8)

[Unperson 309]

17. Don't take Calls From the Guy Identifying Himself as "Rush, er...SMITH!"

[SmileyBoy]

18. "...think about Grandma naked for a while."

That oughta clear things up.:)

[chaska]

19. What, ya'lls don't last that long?

You have my sincere condolence.

[pauliedangerously]

20. ...wipe that smile off your face. n/t

[BiggJawn]

21. "...Pray that you're with a 19-y-o..."

Or a grandma with hot flashes and a big tube of K-Y...

[Mikimouse]

22. Please call and give us your information...because...

YOU'RE OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER...OK, Ed, tell 'em what they've won!