Have you ever milked a cat?

[name not needed]

Poll question: Have you ever milked a cat?

Just wondering :)

[Catch22Dem]

1. I have nipples

Can you milk me?

[foo_bar]

5. technically, yes

Men possess a vestigial mammarial capacity in times of evolutionary crisis. While you may not be voluptuous, your post-Apocalyptic grandchildren would prosper based on the volume of their man-boobs.

[Neshanic]

2. No, I take mine to the Cat Milk 'n Run, I'm too busy.

[Deja Q]

3. No, but I pretended to milk a cow once...

Just don't ask how and with who. O8)

[pintobean]

4. Yes

Our black was watching us eat and i spilled my full glass of milk. I looked down just in time to see the white milk splash into her black face.

[pink-o]

6. MIne have all been spayed...

Anyway, in case you haven't noticed, cats have sharp teeth and claws. I should hope humans have enough survival instincts to stay away from anything that's gonna piss 'em off.

Dogs would probably let you get away with it, though.

[Spirochete]

7. My sister

milked a cat into her mouth when we were kids. It was disgusting. My mother was horrified, too. It still grosses me out to think about.

[name not needed]

9. is it a bad thing that im turned on by that?

:)

[Fenris]

8. "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Possibly Robert de Niro's best line ever.

[Catch22Dem]

10. Agreed

I was beginning to think I was the only one on this thread who "got it."