the balancing act of all CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

resident Bush and first lady Laura Bush arrive on Marine One helicopter on the South Lawn of the White House, Sundy, June 13, 2004 in Washington. resident was returning from his ranch in Crawford, Texas and a birthday celebration for his father in Houston. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

W is thinking: if I keep my eyes straight and walk with good posture maybe no one will notice how loaded I am

[Fenris]

1. Laura's been shopping at Frumps-R-Us again, eh?

[Cyrano]

2. His pants and jacket clash

No sense of style in both meanings of the word.

Are those liquor stains on his jacket?

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking": "I am under Karl's command. I am under Karl's command.

I must walk straight and say nothing. I can't wake up till I hear the command: 'DreamMaggot, Numbnuts, DreamMaggot.' It may never come. I am under Karl's command. I am under . . ."