It was just a little mistake, oh about this biiiiig..............CAPTION

WannaJumpMyScooter

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Mon Jun-14-04 04:49 AM
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It was just a little mistake, oh about this biiiiig..............CAPTION

Edited on Mon Jun-14-04 04:54 AM by WannaJumpMyScooter

But we are still winning the war, right GeneralisimoSecretary?

Yep, more troops coming home every day. So much for the Powell Doctrine.

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skip fox

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Mon Jun-14-04 05:36 AM
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1. Top photo: W. has fallen asleep with Meet the Press on the tube and is

dreaming the Powell says: "Listen, Tim, I told that peckerhead from the start that it was lose-lose, but the cretin insisted we had to go in. He wanted to finish up for his dad or some shit. Hell, he wanted to attack the entire Middle East at one point. Thought we could get the Near East and the Far East to just squeeze them. . . . Geez, Tim, I can tell you what it's been like . . . Why . . ." (as W. dozes on through his troubled morning nap).

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Mike Niendorff

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Mon Jun-14-04 05:58 AM
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2. ...

(1) "I'll take 'Convenient Lies' for $100, Alex"

(2) "And now I'm proud to unveil Halliburton's new Anti-Terrorism Tree. No way can a six foot Muslim man hide behind this baby!"

MDN

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underpants

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Mon Jun-14-04 07:41 AM
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3. I will get to the bottom of yet another boldfaced outright lie TOMORROW!

:eyes:

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Richardo

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Mon Jun-14-04 07:56 AM
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4. Movin' to Montana soon....gonna be a dental floss tycoon."

"Gonna buy me a horse. Just about this big."

Thanx to Frank Z.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Mon Jun-14-04 04:25 PM
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8. Gonna raise it up, and cut it down

Mooooving to Montana...

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Richardo

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Mon Jun-14-04 04:32 PM
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9. Raising that lonely....den-tal flosssssssss...

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skip fox

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Mon Jun-14-04 09:51 AM
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5. Bottom photo: Russert says to Powell, during a commercial: "Why don't

you make that little geek wear these as pasties the next time you make him strip down and slap him around? Gee, I'd even really like to get free on a Saturday night just to see it. The prez, naked as a jay, walking around on all fours and pissing himself in the Oval. That must be plenty sweet."

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cosmicdot

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Mon Jun-14-04 10:28 AM
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6. Tim, here's a souvenir I picked up for you during my tropical resort stay

in the War Zone ... to kind of make up for my staff cutting us/me off in the middle of that question ... War is Hell ... great room service though ...

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cosmicdot

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Mon Jun-14-04 10:30 AM
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7. oh, Tim, we get great meds ... just look at my hand while I'm lying ...

perfectly calm

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