Aahh!! She took the dictionary!!

[Robb]

Man, I didn't mind when I found out the ex took the pasta bowls when she scooted... but she took the dictionary!

What the heck? I'm the word guy! I liked that thing! Now I'm going to wonder about words and not know what they mean. I'm gonna be like... like... like a wordless guy and stuff. :D

[XNASA]

1. dictionary.com

I couldn't live without it.

[Robb]

4. It's just not the same...

I'd look something up and find myself distracted by other words I'd never come across. :(

[XNASA]

10. You too, huh?

I'm discovering more and more each day that we have more in common than just our names.

You wouldn't happen to own a copy of this book, would you?

[Robb]

11. LOL!

I had it once, and it was swiped by a woman years and years ago! :) What is it with the chicks takin' my books?!?

[XNASA]

13. Book-takin' chicks.

Is there anything worse?

[Squeech]

15. Yes, record-takin' chicks

My first wife took all sorts of stuff, from Martha and the Vandellas Greatest Hits to Metal Machine Music.

Probably works for Halliburton now.

[Robb]

22. Isn't there a country song

...something like "She's got your records, but I got you"? :)

[XNASA]

23. Patsy Cline "She's Got You"

I've got the records
That we used to share
And they still sound the same
As when you were here
The only thing different
The only thing new
I've got the records
She's got you

[pansypoo53219]

14. screw that

i am reading a late 60's dictionary. should help my scrabble. HA. although i did find a favorite word-contumacious.

[Roon]

2. I broke up with my lover 14 months ago..

and I am STILL finding stuff missing when I go to get it.

Until you get yourself a new dictionary www.dictionary.com

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Crap! Now how are you gonna kill spiders?

:)

[flamingyouth]

5. She probably figured you didn't need it

:D

[Robb]

6. Well

if so she was... wrong, you know, but wrong in that specific way there's a word for. ;)

dammit dammit dammit

[Wickerman]

7. A dictionary is like an old friend

for her to have taken it without discussion approaches criminal. you have every right to be very annoyed. It will be hard to replace - you have my sympathy.

[Robb]

8. thank goodness!

Someone who understands my... my... that thing I have about stuff that I like or whatever. :bounce:

[Richardo]

9. You're cracking me up, Robb...

...you know, like a guy who cracks people up 'n' stuff. :D

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. Sweetie,

buy a cheap thesaurus and call it even. You're obviously in some severe vocabulary distress. (pain, torment, agony, anguish, torture, need, want, acute suffering, trouble, danger)

[tandot]

16. She probably needed it more than you ...

I always use www.dictionary.com and www.thesaurus.com

[EdGy]

17. you only had ONE dictionary?

and you claim to be the word guy? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

18. That...that...*flip, flip, flip* SHREW!!!!!!!!!!

The noive!

[Fleshdancer]

19. Take her to court!

Pasta bowls AND the dictionary?? I don't think so. :grr:

[LynneSin]

20. I have an 'uncle', he'll make it look like an 'accident'

:think:

[nuxvomica]

21. replace it with the AHD

The American Heritage Dictionary is simply the best in breadth of coverage and usage notes.