kids say the darndest CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

Little secret : United States resident George W. Bush listens to a young member of the audience during the White House Tee-Ball game between the Bolling Air Force Base Cardinals and the Cherry Point Marine Corps Air Station Devil Dogs on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.

Well, you stink for one thing ... my Dad says you're a War Criminal ... my Mom is having to work 2 jobs ... um, what else?

[underpants]

1. Mr.President I don't think invading Iraq is a very good idea

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[sniffa]

2. nucLear, it's pronounced nucLear

[Richardo]

3. "Psst: I'm peeing on your leg..."

"it's a message from Dad."

[CaptainClark23]

4. you take your hand off my knee right now

Or I'll scream and you'll be frog-walking your chimpy ass into a molestation sentence so fast it'll make your head spin.

[skip fox]

5. "Listen up, Numbnuts, you've made one gigantic blunder after another!

You're the object of every kid's derision. Nobody with a lick of sense takes you seriously. Not even pre-schoolers. So why don't you just do the world a favor and drop dead? Barring that, Shitstick, apologize to America, the world and the history of civilization, then bow out of the race and disappear. Get it?"

[the Kelly Gang]

6. I've seen you before at the zoo nice chimpie

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. As much as I hate him...

I really think that is an adorable picture. I'm sorry.
::ducks and runs for cover::
Duckie

[Pithlet]

9. She is a cutiepie, isn't she?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. I love the way her little blonde hair flips out...

And in that little pink dress, she's a little lady. I'm sure Bush is nice to kids, he can relate well, I'm sure.
Duckie

[LynneSin]

8. Thanks for mortgaging my future

:mad:

[regularguy]

11. "you're FIRED!"

[FizzFuzz]

12. Oooo! Look Mr Bufsh....

I can do dat monkey-face just like you!!!

[BringEmOn]

13. What is peeance freeance?

[Endangered Specie]

14. I got left behind.

[Endangered Specie]

15. Im smarter than you... hell I wouldnt have screwed up Iraq like you did.

[BringEmOn]

16. "The shit's about to hit the fan in the Valerie Plame case....

If I were you, I'd lawyer up."

[texas1928]

17. GIVE ME MY CRAYONS BACK!!!!!

NOW!!!!

[skip fox]

18. "Look, Numbnuts, I don't know why I'm about to do this, but . . .

well, hell, I like your face, kid . . . so I got a hot tip for ya. I'm the rep for a new start-up. We call ourselves, Veg-Smart. Developing a whole line of vegetables the color of their rotten state. So . . black tomatoes and broccoli, brown cauliflower, the works. That way we can sell 'em longer and no body's the wiser. It's win-win. . . . What do you say, Rubber Dick, can I put you down for 100 grand? You won't be sorry."