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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:00 PM
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I asked a chicken whom Kerry should pick for VP
It said:

CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK.

Okay, so the chicken supports Hillary for VP? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:04 PM
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1. Sheep unamimously
pick "Bayhhhh"
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:06 PM
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2. IMHO I think Edwards would make a better candidate but ...
Clark would make a better VP.
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:09 PM
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3. We also use a chicken in Oregon
We get a bunch of school kids together, fill 'em up on triple-shot lattes, then catch a chicken and stick it in a box. We next place piles of chicken food out in the barnyard with VP names on signs behind each pile of food (you know, like the coyote does in the Road Runner cartoons). Finally, we shake the chicken-box up REAL good, spin it around three times, and release the chicken to see which pile of food he will choose, and therefore the Democrat candidate.



(Apologies to my Geocaching friends for choosing their chicken photo/idea)
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 02:13 PM
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4. There's no need
to be so scientific.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 04:06 PM
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5. That's so cute.
:D
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 04:24 PM
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6. "who" not "whom"
Edited on Mon Jun-14-04 04:24 PM by fiziwig
"Whom" only works in places like "to whom", "for whom", "from whom". As a subject "who" is always in the nominative case.

( Sorry, couldn't resist making the obligatory grammar correction post. :) )
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