Word of Advice (Insomniac Thread)

[Champ]

DO NOT PLAY basketball when you are too drunk. In one game of 21 playing by 1's and 2's(2 pointers being 3 pointers) I lost 17-21 meanwhile in the process I managed to bust my nose, (having it bleed in 14 different places on the court), fall down 11 times (while the 10th time was almost serious), and lose your left finger nail.(which hurts like HELL!!!!) Funny thing though, I broke my personal record, I recorded 4 blocks that game.

So all insomniacs check in here.

[elperromagico]

1. And don't shave with a straight-edged razor while tripping on 'shrooms.

From The Book of the Fucking Obvious by Dr. Ron Decline, PhD., MBA, NBC, BBC, BB King.

I am not an insomniac; I sleep during the day in order to maintain optimum freshness.

[Champ]

2. That's interesting

Wooooooow!!!!! :D

[HornBuckler]

3. Your Only Supposed To Be Drunk

WATCHING Basketball, Or Playing A Game Of Horse (My Personal Favorite - 'Cuz I Can Drink And Play At The Same Time)


Oh Yeah, Checking In - Go Pistons
:)

[Champ]

4. HornBuckler!!!!

Did the Pisstons win today? I don't even know, if they did they would be up 3-1 right?

[HornBuckler]

5. Where Have You Been?

They Played Sunday And Won! They Are Up 3-1 Game 5 Is Tomorrow At The Palace - Pistons Are Gonna Take It! Or They Lakers Are Gonna 'Take It' If You Know What I Mean....

Edit - I've Not Been On The Board Lately - Been Looking For Work And Drinking Heavily

[Champ]

6. Shit!

I want the Lake Show to win so Karl and Payton can get their rings, but if Detroit knocks out LA in 5 games then it looks good on the Pace Show because it took D-Town 6 games to win against Indiana. Plus I love the defense they play. I want it to go to 7 games, I still think LA can push it to a 7th game.

on edit: Same here!

[HornBuckler]

7. Well, I Hear Ya

But It Serves Payton And Malone Right For Bailing On Their Teams - And It Serves Portland Right For Getting Rid Of Sheed (Fuckers - Oh Well, He Is Doin' Good - Now He Has A Nike Commercial - That's More Than Portland Ever Did For Him) I Don't Want To See A Game 7 - You See, I Got An Outback With All The Trimmings Dinner Bet Riding On This!

[Champ]

8. Oh?

Well atleast the East has a chance in this series. It's not like previous years where the announcers declared the West Conf. Finals the actual NBA Finals. Now we know what it feels like, for awhile the East Conf. Finals were the NBA Finals.

[HornBuckler]

9. Yeah, It's Been Awhile

I Can't Remember The Last Time An East Coast Team Won - Hmmmm, I Could Look It Up, Nahhhhh. The Owner Of The Pistons Will Have A Heart Attack - He'll Have The Stanly Cup And Larry O'brian's Trophy (Super Ass Rich 81 Year Old MuthaBoopBoop!)

[Champ]

10. Ha!

I wish I was him. Sometime hopefully I'll get there, if not oh well. I'll still be happy living. :)