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Tue Jun-15-04 09:09 AM Original message |
Matcom Gives You ANYTHING! What Do You Want All Powerful Matcom To Give!!! |
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GOPisEvil
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
1. $100,000. |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:10 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. there is a personal check in the mailbox for you as we speak |
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sus
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:10 AM Original message |
I'd like an egg in my beer, please. |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
4. poached or scrambled? |
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LynneSin
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:12 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. before you give her anything, make sure you check out her picture |
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sus
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:13 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. raw. don't you have any CULTURE? |
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WillParkinson
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
2. I can't say... |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:13 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. no problem there! |
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WillParkinson
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:13 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Wow... |
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LynneSin
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
5. I would like you to give me no more crap about my carpeting |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:14 AM Original message |
i promise to not take a crap on your carpet |
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LynneSin
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
18. You are a bum |
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sniffa
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
6. a big bad bag of sticky icky |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:17 AM Response to Reply #6 |
17. my pleasure |
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VelmaD
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
9. A change of scenery, |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:17 AM Response to Reply #9 |
19. MA is lovely this time of year |
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VelmaD
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:21 AM Response to Reply #19 |
25. I'll just sit here and patiently await... |
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mstrsplinter326
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
12. Michael Moore's new movie |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:18 AM Response to Reply #12 |
21. in theater's SOON! |
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leftyandproud
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
13. what the f*ck is matcom? |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:19 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. and friends, It was a mmoooovveeeemmmeeeennnnntttt |
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underpants
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
14. NO SEX THREADS! |
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underpants
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:16 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. On second thought |
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SarahB
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
15. Back massage |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:20 AM Response to Reply #15 |
23. nice |
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SarahB
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:22 AM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Damn strait. |
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Beetwasher
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
20. I'd Like To Be The Omniscient, Omnipotent Master of Time-Space |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:21 AM Response to Reply #20 |
24. IMPOTENT too? |
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Beetwasher
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:27 AM Response to Reply #24 |
29. LOL! |
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Supormom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
26. A new husband. |
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Zolok
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
28. A young Debra Winger... |
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sus
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
30. look what Matcom gave me! |
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LynneSin
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:39 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. That's better than the crabs that Matcom gave me!!!! |
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arwalden
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
31. A Kiss. A Long One. (With Tongue.) |
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matcom
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:45 AM Response to Reply #31 |
34. do ducks HAVE tongues? |
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Maddy McCall
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
32. A pound of flesh from each Gateway rep who dissed me this morning. |
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LuLu550
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
35. Bring me a shrubbery! |
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curse10
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Tue Jun-15-04 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
36. $17,217.63 |
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DS1
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Tue Jun-15-04 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
37. I want you to carry me to and from your BBQ in a rickshaw |
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TX-RAT
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Tue Jun-15-04 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
38. 325 yard Draw |
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terrya
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Tue Jun-15-04 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
39. A long, happy life with Doug, the love of my life. |
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