So, what're YOU going to hell for?

[Robb]

:D

I got told the other day I was going to hell for making a Jesus/Reagan joke (I'm not sure which was the tipping point, the Jesus part or the Reagan part, but there it is).

What's sending you south?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. having sex with women

not believing there is a god

not having respect for god if one should be found

[sniffa]

5. and

sex with yourseLf... unLess of course, you don't do that sorta thing.

[Fenris]

11. In which case, you're a damn liar.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. not a liar

thats not the reason i am going to hell

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. that too!

and sex with many other people....

vanity

lust

adultery

hedonism

[matcom]

2. the beaches

the nightlife

[sniffa]

3. too many things

kicking puppies

tripping bLind kids

smearing war heroes

never picking up the tab

- karL rove

[demnan]

4. I'm a non-believer

Sorry, even when I sang in the church choir, I slept through the sermon.

[SarahB]

6. Nothing

Yet.

[Commendatori]

7. Voting for Reagan in '84

It was the first election I was eligible to vote in and didn't know any better.

[LynneSin]

27. YOU VOTED FOR REAGAN

Hell is too good for you!!!

You're going to a place wher you'll have to listen to this song played 24 hours a day, 365 days a year for the rest of eternity

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. Cut him some slack

I have a friend in the Formula One forum who is a Democrat who voted for Reagan. He says he was the last Republican he voted for. And the resident freeper there keeps calling him anti-American and Commie, much to everybody's amusement. Also calls me JCCCP.

[Commendatori]

36. Thanks, JCCyC

Not every first-time voter makes the right choice.

[Commendatori]

35. Not clicking on that link, thanks

I've got to suffer with what I did already. That's what being young and dumb does.

[notadmblnd]

8. My general disgust with ALL religion

and the fact that I don't want to be in heaven with all those"Christians" that assume they will be there.

[Fenris]

9. The warm climate!

[Misunderestimator]

10. I've been told so many times that I would be struck by lightening...

hasn't happened yet... too many reasons here to count depending on who's deciding who's going to hell (if hell existed). :)

[meegbear]

13. Being a homosexual of the worst kind ...

And ... loving it!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. whats the worst kind?

[meegbear]

25. He He He

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Successfully dissuading my wife from seeing "The Passion"

A short description of the slo-mo flesh tearing did the trick. :evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

15. The conversation and the company

I'm in Texas now so I figure I'm halfway there already.

[mede8er]

17. Dude.......

You're already here......hehhehheh.......:evilgrin:

[trumad]

19. this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1275996

[TreasonousBastard]

20. Oh, just about everything....

except maybe for the homosexual thing.

But, I don't think there's anything wrong with homosexuality, so I guess that makes the list anyway.

[Supormom]

21. For being a "lukewarm" Christian.

According to my fundie relatives. Actually, some believe I will land in hell, some believe I will make it to heaven but will have fewer rewards, and some believe I will have to live through the apocalypse before making it to heaven.
These fundies never agree on anything!

[Mr. McD]

22. For just about anything you can go to hell for

:evilgrin: :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[sus]

23. just for kicks.

[Solly Mack]

24. Other people

since they're the ones who insist I'm going to hell...they are the ones sending me there.

"it's your god. your bible. your hell. you burn in it."
Solly Mack

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. 1. Being Catholic

2. Not being an evangelical
3. Not being a Muslim
4. Being tolerant of other's spiritual beliefs, as long as they are not doing harm to others.
5. Being a liberal-leaning independent
6. Not having a problem with homosexuals.
7. Believing in a separation of church and state
8. Not taking Chick tracts seriously
9. Masturbating chronically from age 11-30.
10. Living with my wife before we got married (already repented & asked forgiveness for that one)
11. Believeing in social justice
12. Judging fundagelical wackos
13. Picking on my 9th grade Spanish teacher
14. Thinking "Dogma" was a good movie
15. Eating the occasional vegetarian meal (veggies are Pagans, you know)
16. Believing that having dominion over the Earth means protecting it as well as partaking in its bounties, not just raping it into nothingness since the Rapture is coming anyway
17. Thinking that not every war the United States has been involved in has been just.
18. Not making abortion my sole issue for voting for a candidate.
19. Believing in an equal partnership with my wife, rather than making her my subject.
20. Believing that, despite Original Sin, all people are inherently good (the Chuch DOES believe this now. Didn't used to)
21. Not giving money to Robert Tilton, Benny Hinn, the 700 Club or any of those other helmet-haired hacks.

I could go on for days....

[gpandas]

29. what happened after age thirty? n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. *ahem* I AM age 30....

so I guess it hasn't stopped! Oh, and I got married!

[2Design]

28. NOT ....anywhere there are no fundamentalist of any religion

[gpandas]

30. just for the hell of it n/t

[XNASA]

33. For the things I did almost every moment of every day.......

From 1978 thru 1983.

Boy, those were some rough years.

[pagerbear]

34. Not going

If there is a hell, there's also a God who wouldn't dream of sending me or anyone else there.

[TX-RAT]

37. Cigars and Crown Royal.

[Girldrinkdrunk]

38. pissing myself laughing at this!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gaz18jf/hosting/reagantribute.html

[LowerManhattanite]

39. Intentionally sleeping with a woman...

...I was not into at all, but who dug me. I did it to make myself feel better after the woman I really loved broke my heart.

The rebound girl was a good person and...I took advantage of her feelings for me. We only did it once, but It was a vile thing tfor me to do. She even forgave me for it, which makes me feel even worse about it.

22 years ago and it still gnaws at me. I'm gonna get stuck with boiler room duty down below for that creepy-assed deed.