I'm in love with a fellow DUer

[prolesunited]

Should I tell the rest of you?

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. yes

[terrya]

2. I'd be uncomfortable with that.

:-)

[prolesunited]

10. Hey!

Where were you Sunday anyway?

:hi:

[terrya]

11. Recovering from the night before.

I went out for a few drinks. A few turned into more than a few.

[prolesunited]

12. OK

I'll buy that. See you next time then. :-)

[Susang]

21. Next time for Vendooza is Thursday night at Big Horse

Just in case he wanted to try again. I'm sure XNASA would appreciate it.

[flamingyouth]

3. No, just me

I can keep a secret. :evilgrin:

[madmax]

4. Again?

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

5. aww that's nice Proles

although I think I could hazard a guess, from reading past posts. But I am happy for you no matter who it is!

:toast: sweeties are good to have.

[pagerbear]

It's me, isn't it?

I've long suspected you felt that way.

[arwalden]

6. Did The Restraining Order Expire?

:hi:

[shadu]

7. I'll save you a bunch o' time

I know a great divorce lawyer who works for wholesale.
You can start divorce procedings today while locking in a great price.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. NO! HE'S MINE!

ALL MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

9. gasp. who knew.

hehe.. :hug:

[supernova]

13. Oh, C'mon. Give us a hint!

:D

[sus]

14. TELL! TELL! TELL!

[prolesunited]

15. I will say

that five people who responded to this thread know who it is. :-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. I know who it is, too....

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

17. I think I know too.

Best wishes, guys! :toast: :loveya: :toast:

[pagerbear]

20. I know

...but I'm not sure if I'm one of the 5 she mentions

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. make that six

[Susang]

18. What if some DUers already know?

Now who's got the power? Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Don't worry, your secret's safe....for now! }(

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Some Of Us Already Figured It Out

Good for you!
The Professor

[XNASA]

23. Wait! Let me guess. It's......it's.......it's..........um........it's.....

Bat Boy.

I thought so. I saw the way that you and he were making goo-goo eyes at each other on Sunday.

Frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself....what with Susang sitting right there at the table while this was going on. I'm surprised that she didn't take you down right then and there.

I'm tellin' ya.....don't f*ck with anyone from Detroit. You're just askin' for it.

Tsk. Tsk.

;-)

[Susang]

24. YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!

Liar! BatBoy would never cheat on me!

[XNASA]

25. Damn straight he wouldn't. He knows better.

I know, cause I asked him if he'd fancy a go with me....and he flat out refused. He said, "What! Are you crazy?!? My wife's from Detroit! She'll burn your house down!"

I'm just saying that proles is in love with him, not that he's cheating. LOL!!!!

:crazy: :hi:

[prolesunited]

26. LOL!

:hi:

[Susang]

27. I don't burn things, silly...

I cut them! :evilgrin:

[XNASA]

28. Oh well in that case, that's not so bad......

I mean, what would you do......'cut off my house'? That's impossible, You can't cut someone's house off....that's crazy. I'm not afraid of you.

Cut my house off. That's stupid.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Oh, wait. I see what you're saying. It's not my house that you'd..........gotta go.......

Phhhhhhtttttt..........

[Susang]

29. Okay, see you Thursday night!

I'll bring the cutlery! ;-)

[XNASA]

31. Yoinks.

Looks like I'll be wearing my guitar the whole night.

[Susang]

32. hee hee hee

<insert innocent, but naughty girl icon here>

[sniffa]

30. is it me?

if not, it shouLd be.

[Susang]

33. So, is he gonna post here, or what?

Chicken?

[prolesunited]

34. Apparently not

and perhaps I may be in trouble. Is there a hide in a dark corner icon?

It all started so innocently. Someone posted an "I'm in love with a fellow DUer, should I tell her" thread and then there were copycats. I just thought it was cute. Uh oh.

[XNASA]

37. It's always starts off innocently.

Next thing you know....you're standing in line at the bus station with a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a bottle of Jim Beam in the other....

I'm not sure what that means....but it happened to me once. Well..it was the airport, not the bus station, but anyway......

[bubblesby2002]

38. that's the way it happened with me and Camero too., innocently....

Off to the airport in a few minutes - no flowers though, or Jim Beam, we'll save the liquor till later.:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

35. Hey! Who you calling a Chicke....ermmmm....

He's probably very dashing as well as brilliant, I'd guess.

:D

[greatauntoftriplets]

36. Speak of the devil.....

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. and humble....yeah...that's it humble

[Susang]

41. Probably has a penchant for bourbon too

If I'm not mistaken. And I rarely am. Mistaken, that is. ;-)

[prolesunited]

43. As a matter of fact

he is. In fact, he's a man of many talents. :-)

[Susang]

47. You just stay away from my BatBoy you trollop!

Isn't one DUer enough for your insatiable appetite? }(

[prolesunited]

48. Well, as hot as your BatBoy is

emerging wet and naked from Korean bathtubs, I have all I need and am ready to forsake my trolloping ways, you, you, you... hussie! ;-)

[Susang]

49. I'm a hussy?!?!?

May I remind you that I'm the one who's been happily married for over 8 years, while you've been living the swinging single lifestyle? Now who's the hussy?

Also, I much prefer Jezebel. That's what the nuns at my Catholic school used to call me. Seems to fit, dontcha think? }(

[XNASA]

50. Quick everyone!! In here! In here!

[Susang]

51. Oh, now you're really gonna get it.

I'm sharpening my "claws", if you get my drift.

[XNASA]

53. You don't scare me. You may be from Detroit.....

..but I'm from Chicago. I'd say that makes us rather evenly matched...

Except that I got you by about 90 pounds.

[Susang]

55. Not even close

I moved from Detroit (city, not suburbs) to Chicago, bringing with me the NBA Championship (and the riots said championship appears to bring)and the title of murder capital of the country (in the early 90s). Coincidence? I think not.

[Bat Boy]

56. Bat fight! Bat fight!

Ladies, please...

Wait until I set up the lawn chair and pop some popcorn.

[prolesunited]

57. Only in your dreams!

:hi:

[Bat Boy]

58. Well, yeah, of course.

That would explain why my mother is there, dressed like a badger.

[Susang]

59. Don't you have chores to do or something?

I recall a large pile of dirty laundry...hint, hint. :evilgrin:

[Bat Boy]

60. Yes, mistress...

Oh crap...now everyone knows the nature of our marriage. I've been able to pass off the leash and collar as an elaborate joke, but now...

Should I spank myself, or wait until you get home?

[Susang]

61. I wouldn't talk about spanking yourself around here

You might end up getting this thread locked! ;-)

[Bat Boy]

62. That did come out a bit weird, didn't it?

Then again so did that.

I should just shut up now...

[GOPisEvil]

52. Damn you! I had just taken a swig of water when I saw this!

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. Brawk-Brawk-Brawww...

...oh, there you are. Never mind. ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. People who fall in love with other Du'ers are SO lame

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

42. I just did a spit take on that one.

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

63. phooey!

:P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

64. up your cornhole, you lame ass son of a bitch

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

65. promise?

:D

[Paragon]

44. The DUers I'm in love with are of a different sexual persuasion than I

Story of my life.

[Endangered Specie]

46. Probably not... unless youve met them in real life...

I think we all have occasional infacuations with other DUers everynowand then.

[geniph]

54. I've been in love with another DU'er for 11 years!

(of course, neither of us were DU'ers until about 3-1/2 years ago)