Stupid movie questions

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Me first:

Was Madame X married to Malcolm X?

[terrya]

1. "Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang" - the name of a car...

or something "suggestive"?

[Insider]

2. The Godfather

who was The Godchild?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Is the State of Indiana named after Indiana Jones?

[LiberalVoice]

4. If Harry & Lloyd are dumb and dumber, who's dumbest?

:evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

15. Whoever WROTE those POS movies.

:harrumph:

[LiberalVoice]

17. Hey Dumb and Dumber was great.

The second one sucked!

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. Why cant you fight in the "War Room"?

(from Dr. Strangelove)

[Tom Kitten]

6. Why were E.T.'s eyes so big?

stupid answer: he saw his phone bill

[On the Road]

7. Was Ice-T Related to Mr. T?

followed by:

Was Mr. T related to Mr. Coffee?

followed by

"Was your mother related to your father?" :smoke:

[LiberalVoice]

20. I love this joke! HA HA HA! n/t

[Cyrano]

8. The Longest Day

January 19th, 2005, waiting for John Kerry to take oath of office the next day and hoping that Dubya doesn't launch a nuclear attack against someone before then.

(update to fix spelling)

[Cyrano]

9. American Pie

What did the "Pie" refer to?

[Kid_A]

19. Pie of the "poontang" variety.

[Cyrano]

10. Casablanca

Casablanca means White House. What was the White House doing in north Africa during WWII?

[Cyrano]

11. How The West Was Won

As opposed to European immigrants stealing a continent and murdering the people who already lived there?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. The Birth of a Nation - was it normal or C-section?

[Cyrano]

13. Shouldn't Birth of a Nation have been named Birth of the Modern Day KKK?

[Bertha Venation]

16. Neither. Hatched.

;)

[Cyrano]

21. Yes it did

Birth of a Nation hatched the modern day KKK. Don't mean to get political here, but the Klan might have died out if it hadn't been glorified in that racist piece of shit movie.

[Bertha Venation]

24. not so sure I agree

The Klan lives today, and I doubt many of its members have even heard of the film, let alone seen it. It may be in the background, but it's still alive. Christ, Harry Truman once stupidly contemplated membership. He backed off, of course, but it shows how very big the Klan was in politics.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Can I buy a Full Metal Jacket at Gap?

[dryan]

18. Ha ha!

Madame X was a melodrama starring Lana Turner and Ricardo Montabalm. She was the wife of a rich man they had a son (sorry but I saw it at least 30 years ago!) she somehow met Ricardo Montabalm. Somehow Montabalm gets killed; I forgot tomention that Lana's mother-in-law didn't think she was good enough to marry her son. Anyway, she comes back years later and is put on trial and her now-grown son defends her. I think Douglas Sirk directed or produced it. Am I right on any of these facts?

[Cyrano]

22. When a Man Loves a Woman

Will he still respect her in the morning?

[Cyrano]

23. An Officer and a Gentleman

If you hadn't seen the movie would the title make you think it was about a gay love affair? (Yeah, yeah, I know. The officer could have been a woman, but that would spoil the question.)

[Dan-W]

25. What's up with this "Blazing Saddles"? n/t

[Westegg]

26. How Green WAS My Valley???

[Jade Fox]

27. Anyone remember one of my favorite movies "Sneakers"?

Keds or Converse?