CAPTION the Medicare recipient!

[Fenris]

"...So then she pulled out this suppository that was this big and the next thing I knew, we had a Biblical relationship."

[sus]

1. ...and that's how you model authentic steam locomotives in marzipan...

[XNASA]

2. LMAO.

Now that's funny.

[underpants]

3. Do you want your wittle pills?? Huuuh? Aw here are your wittle pills

:grr:

[BringEmOn]

4. Thanks to Pfizer, I can make mine this long.

[Unperson 309]

5. The Doc Says My Prostate is THIS BIG!

"So you take *this much* vodka and maybe a splash of vermouth..."

"It's usually this big, but when I hear of an execution..."

"No, really! Colin Powell is *this much* bigger than I am! Yeah, he's tall, all right!"

"You put the nozzle this far in, then you take the hose clip and..."

"There was *that much* left in the bottle! Laura claims she doesn't know who drank it!"

"We'll pull out of Iraq when there's *this much* oil left!"

309

[cosmicdot]

6. W: can you feel my pinch now?

[cosmicdot]

7. W: how would ya'll like to be off-shored? think of it as a vacation ...

[skip fox]

8. "Karl told me not to say this, but the good thing about seniors is

that if you promise them something, you can promise big 'cause they won't be around long . . . so all you have to give them is a little, cause by the time they get done, they'll be dead, so they never really get done, or they just get a part, that's why it's good to promise them a whoole lot, cause then you get a lot back . . . it's kinda like love . . . only different, I guess."