Quick check. What's in your pockets?

[m-jean03]

(if anything, that is.)

I emptied out the pockets of my jeans the other day, and I had something like, 3 grocery receipts; 7 tea bag wrappers; 75 cents in pennies, quarters, dimes, nickels; a couple of twisty ties, 2 crumpled up tissues, a piece of plastic that came off of a cucumber, some bobby pins, a rubber band, and a wallet.

I felt like such a junk-lady! But of course you know, that I am no lady. :P

Does anyone else unintentionally hoard junk in your pockets?

I guess MacGyver would have appreciated my company in a jam. :think:

So, tell us what's in your pockets. No lying allowed! :-)

[LiberalVoice]

1. Hmmm...

.70 cents, keys, wallet.

I'm, how do you say? Broke as a bitch!

[King Of Paperboys]

2. How embarassing!

I have half a Tums and a list of names to try out on DU.

[m-jean03]

3. I like the one you came up with.

Are you a paperboy? :hi:

[King Of Paperboys]

5. Yes, dear.

I am a paperboy. Which name did you mean? I sprinkled a few. ;)

[m-jean03]

7. Hm?

Was the list for me or you? :shrug:

[King Of Paperboys]

16. Oh, for YOU.

I have a name I like. :D

[belladonna]

4. I'm not even going to ask about that piece of plastic

From the cucumber wrapper :D

As for me, I have no pockets at the moment. Just got home from the gym, so I'm still in my workout gear, not to mention sweaty and hot. Off to hit the shower :P

[m-jean03]

6. Yeah...the wrapper... I though it would be a good makeshift condom

if I got in a jam, you know. :D Hey, I'm a cheapskate.

[Beaverhausen]

8. guitar picks

being a girly-girl that's usually the only thing in my pockets.

Now my handbag is another matter...

[Career Prole]

12. I know...you only have those two items in your purse...

"Stuff" and "Things". An old girlfriend told me that's why many purses have two major compartments.:)

[jayavarman]

9. inventory

$86.64
2 cheap lighters
Camel Ultra Lights
3 Business Cards
A pen
Certs cool mint drops
Cell phone
A really large size woman's (like the biggest I've ever seen)elastic hairband that i have no idea where I got, but it must belong to my wife.

[m-jean03]

11. Alright!

Now that's a man sized stockpile. :D

[jayavarman]

13. Shirt pocket included too!

haven't changed out or work clothes yet!

[m-jean03]

15. I sure hope that hairband belongs to your wife, buddy

Otherwise, you're going to have some explainin' to do. :D

[jayavarman]

18. either that or I picked it up off the ground somewhere

It is actually perplexing the hell out of me . . .

[Career Prole]

10. 2 sets of keys (work and personal), a tattered checkbook, an empty

wallet, a Boston Red Sox logo Zippo lighter, and a lucky rock that my daughter asked me to carry a couple of years ago.

[FranzFerdinand]

14. let's see...

1 dollar bill
32 cents in change
drivers license
visa debit card
a business card or eight
liquor store receipt
sears card
health coverage cards
atm receipt
dismemberment plan/death cab for cutie ticket from 2002
mmw ticket from 2003
oh yeah, liquor store discount card
old work ID
sheriff sticker (my cousin is county sheriff)
AAA card
pet store receipt
one guitar pick, medium, yellow
1 bic lighter, orange
blueish-pinkish ball of lint, small

[m-jean03]

17. I had some dollar bills and mints too.

Just remembered.

It was a nice, big pile. :P