MATCOM IS A FALSE PROPHET!!!!!

[DS1]

Come, join the CHURCH OF DS1!!

The Reverend DS1 will guide you clear of these providers of empty promises!!

Look and behold these unfulfilled requests!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1275850&mesg_id=1276274

BUURRRN HIM!! BURN HIM ALIVE!! and his dog Remy too

:grr:

[Fenris]

1. Oh, no! LynneSin and GOPisEvil have made an idol of him!

[DS1]

2. We only have time to save one of them. Choose wisely

:evilgrin:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

3. Oh my, a schism!!!!!!!!

Whatever shall we do?

[DS1]

6. Send me money

Call it a Tax Deductible Religious Retreat on your tax returns

[CrownPrinceBandar]

7. Right... maybe we could just call you "the Poor Prophet"?...

could be good for your image.

[DS1]

12. I'm a Poor Prophet that makes donations easy

Don't trust someone else to bungle your credit card numbers over the phone, just mail me your cards and we'll do the rest. Also send any deeds to property or large assets you might own, and don't forget to take out some good fire insurance before you sign over any titles.

[Mobius]

4. "pours water on DS1"

Are you melting yet? :evilgrin:

[DS1]

14. Me? Melt from water? Water makes me stronger you heathen!

[Mobius]

24. Mr Van Winkle hates that pic now

Ahhh the 80's :puke:

[curse10]

5. I have yet to receive my $17,217.63

:grr:

[DS1]

10. Write it off as a gambling loss

When my enforcers shake him down tithings collectors knock on his door and ask for donations, we'll split the profits 70/30 me.

[curse10]

11. 60/40?

pleeeease!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

15. Okay, but you've got to pick the lint and parking meter slugs out of his

coins.

[SarahB]

8. I'm still giving Matcom I chance.

My need is asimple one. :7

[DS1]

16. Yes yes, something do with ripe, red, swollen petals I'm sure

:7

Well you can pray to your FALSE GOD and BURN WITH HIM!

(see you Saturday?)

[SarahB]

18. I'll be there....

with Amaya and some vino. :hi:

[gratuitous]

9. Nuh uh!

He made $1.37, free and clear. That's a true profit!

[DS1]

19. Not in my books

It's within standard Church accounting tolerances, not a true profit.

You're hereby banished from my Chruch, wordplay is strictly verboten!

[gratuitous]

20. Aw, poop

Damned for eternity again. What does that make for me? Seven? Eight? I've lost count.

[DS1]

22. That would make you gratuitously banished

which means you can come back for more, we could always use practice pointing at the door menacingly..

[arwalden]

13. He Looks More Like A False Eyelash To Me...

:hi:

-- Allen

[DS1]

17. hmm, I could use a few false eyelash detectors.. how good are you

with a paddle?

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

23. Don't Get Me Started...

... with something you're not going to let me finish. :evilgrin:

-- Allen

[Insider]

21. phalse prophets = 0

DS1... 1

(you kids play nice or somebody's going home)

[matcom]

25. CHURCH OF DS1?

PSHAW!

I feel a CLASH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS - A BATTLE FOR THE AGES - DIETIES IN THE ULTIMATE BATTLE COMING ON!

[DS1]

27. SILENCE While I speak!!

I propose a cookoff, this Saturday. Me and my potted meat vs anything and everything you can muster..

[matcom]

29. oooooo you pulling out the potted meat are ya!

well, oh Jim Jones of DU, I summonds THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

34. Don't. Fuck. With Gracie Fields!

Cuz there's nowt like blessed olive loaf on rye

[sus]

26. Wadewooeaejasssfdl! oh no! I've been struck with tongue!!

[DS1]

28. You should learn to share, my child

The Reverend is waiting..

[emad]

30. Fools profit?

???

[GOPisEvil]

31. Nooooooooo! Next you'll tell me he boils his ribs!

x(

[DS1]

36. That would be too Texan, he loves his microwave

(it's where he hides his Crowne Royal too)

[GOPisEvil]

41. Texan?!

No self-respecting Texan, even a Republican, would boil their meat.

Crown in the microwave, eh? Hmmmmm...

[DS1]

47. You wouldn't know a Texan if he sliced a Titleist up your ass

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

48. True! I sure as hell ain't one!

:D

[LynneSin]

32. I've received a sign from God: I BELIEVE AGAIN!!!

[DS1]

33. Hey, you spelled your name wrong

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

35. asshole

:loveya:

[DS1]

37. looked, didn't ya

:evilgrin: :hi:

[matcom]

38. THIS is DS1's IDEA OF RELIGION!!!!

BEWARE:

[SarahB]

39. Don't drink his Kool-Aid.

:scared:

[LynneSin]

42. The Koolaid lady is coming for ya

[DS1]

44. Hey, if you think about it, it's plant food in the long run

[SarahB]

45. In the long run

We're all plant food. :7

[DS1]

46. That's what I'm saying!

Think of the high when you smoke ganja grown over your relatives' final resting area...

[DS1]

43. Wrong again!

[underpants]

40. I understand he is burning a sacrifice this coming weekend

:bounce: