My wife just caught me playing skin flute

[Donkeyboy75]

:crazy:

[Th1onein]

1. What is the skin flute?

n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

2. You really don't know?

Or are you trying to get me banned?

[Th1onein]

3. Damn! Nevermind.

[0rganism]

4. "If you have to ask, you'll never know"

'nuff said.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. oh man... did your solo turn into a duet?

:evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

7. Nah.

We have a dog, who we call "The Chaperone." We must sate him with pig ears or he gets extremely jealous when we attempt to be intimate.

[Xithras]

33. Dude, lock the door.

n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

34. We've obviously tried that.

Which leads to barking and whining. Kinda ruins the mood.

[Xithras]

39. Backyard?

I don't know how you do it...I'd go nuts if I had to satiate the dog before I was allowed to satiate the wife, if you know what I mean ;) Spur of the moment sex is often the most gratifying kind!

[Donkeyboy75]

40. Well, it's spur of the moment,

then head to the pantry for a pig ear. We live in a condo, so no backyard. :(

[0rganism]

6. Yours, or someone else's?

:evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

8. LOL!

I'm a one-man band.

[m-jean03]

9. I don't think I believe in reincarnation

But if I did, I think I had a penis in a past life.

Just thought I'd tell you that.

Sometimes, I think I feel its ghost.

[Donkeyboy75]

10. It's truly a shame

if you haven't had a penis in this life. :evilgrin:

Thanks for the info, BTW. I'll file that under "more than I ever wanted to know about Jean Yuss"

[m-jean03]

13. LOL -- Perhaps TMI, but I'm totally serious.

It's this funny feeling I get when I read things you guys have written about your penises.

:shrug:

[Donkeyboy75]

15. Have you heard of "phantom limbs" before?

There exists a lot of documentation of people who suffer pain in limbs that have been amputated...they actually feel discomfort in body parts that no longer exist.

Less well documented, but IMO still very real, is the pain felt in limbs of those who NEVER HAD THEM!

The brain is a weird mass of grey goo.

[m-jean03]

17. Of course.

Very mysterious, my phantom penis. :P

[Donkeyboy75]

18. That may explain the phantom

ache in my ass. x(

[m-jean03]

20. You bad!

:D

[Donkeyboy75]

21. Hey! That's no way to talk to your catcher!

:o

[Pithlet]

25. There was a show about that

on NOVA last week. It was fascinating. The doctor's theory is that different parts of your brain are responsible for awareness of different parts of your body. When you lose one limb (or never had it) that part of your brain still functions, so you "feel" the limb. One guy even felt pain in his nonexistent left hand every time he shaved his left cheek. It turns out the parts of your brain for your hand and your face are next to each other, and when the hand no longer existed, that part melded with the face part, so he felt himself shaving his phantom hand whenever he shaved his left cheek. That kind of stuff just amazes me.

Ahem. You may now get back to whatever it was you were doing :evilgrin:

[jukes]

22. m-jean

there IS a freudian term for that, you know.




:7

[m-jean03]

24. Really, what is it?

Lesbianism? :D

[tjwash]

38. Damn that reminds me...

...of Monty Python:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. So she's not a virgin anymore?

There's always a first time, right? ROFL

[Donkeyboy75]

14. That's right. Then she said something about clawing out her eyeballs

and left the room.

[PartyPooper]

12. You should take up the violin.

:nopity:

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. At least it's not a piccolo!

;)

[Lestat]

16. I got caught playing my instrument in band once...

:evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

19. Oh Yeah??? Well, this one time? at band camp? . . .

:silly:

[loveable liberal]

26. flute or piccolo? heheheehehehee

[Donkeyboy75]

27. Hah! It would have been "bassoon,"

but that's just silly. ;)

[loveable liberal]

28. i call it "the fiddle". but thats just me....

and i never get caught.hehehehehehe

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Oh, you know it's just a tin whistle.

[Donkeyboy75]

32. I THOUGHT that was you peeking in my bedroom

window last night.

[jukes]

30. now i have to kick this

or kicking the goat footed balloon man is unbalanced.



(ok, it's a crummy allusion, but i'm so damn tired.)

:kick:

[Donkeyboy75]

31. Hey, thanks for the

:kick:

[never cry wolf]

35. Next time try boxing the clown...

...either that or spank the monkey.

[terrya]

36. You naughty boy!!

:-)

[rinsd]

37. You must be very flexible (nt)