Is Yoda gay?

[JVS]

Never seen him with a girlfriend, hmmmmm.

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. Gay you will be when 700 years you have

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Of his species, the last he is. Moot, orientation is. (tn)

[tekriter]

3. Business of yours this is not...

Crack I will your skull, yesss.

[ET Awful]

4. Judge me by my size do you? :) n/t

[geniph]

5. Mr. Falwell, I hate to break this to you,

but Yoda isn't real. He's a puppet. Puppets don't (usually) have genitalia, let alone a sexual orientation. He is not having wild monkeysex with Tinky Winky on alternate weekends.

[m-jean03]

6. There are puppet sex movies, you know. . .

:scared:

But my feeling is that Yoda is a monk, an ascetic, a holy dude. Not into sex. Saving his energy for psychic uses, that sort of thing, you know. O8)

[Khephra]

7. Ahhhhh....so that's the reason I'm not having any sex

;-)

[m-jean03]

8. Yeah, me too

O8) Much like Yoda, am I.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. No puppet genitalia? Someone should tell the Feebles.

[m-jean03]

10. Yes, The Feebles!

That's what I was thinking of. Thanks. :-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Who could forget The Feebles?

God knows I've tried.

[m-jean03]

12. I should have said "Thanks for nothing"

I'm remembering more than I'd like to. . . :scared:

[Khephra]

13. Sebastian's Sodomy Song

Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
That I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you try it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of Sodomy
Don't worry if you feel ashamed; it's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named are interested in rears
Don't worry about Hell, no harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentecostal, but everybody's got an asshole
Let me tell ya 'bout Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
That I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you try it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of Sodomy
It might just improve your sex; it's a hard act to follow
A fact that fundamentalists find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing of an activty that's fun
Open up your ring, and try it front to bum
bum bum
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
That I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you try it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of Sodomy
SODOMY!!!