If you could alter your body in any way, what changes would you make?

[terrya]

If you had the power to change your body in any way...what changes would you affect?

Me? Washboard abs, baby. :-) A freaking 8-pack.

[Guy_Montag]

1. Penis reduction!

It's just too damn big. :shrug:

[koopie57]

8. post a picture

and we will vote on it! Please????

[Guy_Montag]

10. Sorry

That would violate the no sex threads rule, you'll just have to take my word for it.:shrug:

[terrya]

11. Guy, when I saw your comment, I thought of "Waiting for Guffman"...

When Fred Willard's character talks about his penis reduction surgery. :-)

A non-sequitir, I know. But it just popped into my head.

[GregW]

16. Speaking of penis reduction ...

I assume you have all seen the picture of Rasputin's pickled member:



The accompanying story puts it at 11 inches. :o

[4_Legs_Good]

17. OMFG, I'm soooo embarassed.

Did that thing just move when the woman started looking?

Geesh!

david

[Guy_Montag]

19. She's a very foxy chick.

:loveya:

[Raenelle]

2. Same as Kilgore Trout in Breakfast of Champions

Make me young. Make me young.

[SarahB]

3. Flat stomach

I look pretty decent after the intensity of having children, but the completely flat tummy is gone...gone....gone. :(

[Pithlet]

4. Same here

I want my pre pregnancy belly back. It's not so bad, but not as taught as it was. Sadly, nothing short of surgery will get it back, I'm afraid.

[TX-RAT]

5. I went from 8-pack to quarts

Working on a keg.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

6. I'd like a fourth nipple

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. Bah! You guys are amateurs!!!

Wings baby, it's all about the wings!



Law degree helps too.

[Speck Tater]

9. 40 years younger.

I guess that's more than just an "alteration", but hey, as long as we're making impossible wishes...

[4_Legs_Good]

12. My ribcage is kinda concave from slouching too much

growing up.

Sucks to be tall and lazy. Don't think there's anything I can do about it now, though.

david

[bif]

13. I'd wouldn't mind having a decent looking face.

n/t

[Misunderestimator]

14. I'd change my metabolism...

And have natural muscles that did not require working out... :) Though... I do love those endorphins.

Also... a body that would never respond to gravity. :)

[Solly Mack]

15. My little toes

Neither quite developed properly

[Teddy_Salad]

18. Terry, I think you already know the changes I'd make

Do I really need to go into them? :shrug:

[MissMillie]

20. Flawless skin

No scars, no wrinkles, no acne (acne and wrinkles at the same time.... God sure is cruel!)

And I'd want to lose a lot of weight... but that IS something I'll be changing in the near future.

[geniph]

21. I want a booty!

I've got a pretty good build and good skin for my age (I'm 44), but I have the quintessential white-girl butt - you could drop a plumbline down my back. I want a booty! Even when I was bodybuilding, I had no ass. x(

[bratcatinok]

22. If I had the power,

I'd make myself look 28 years younger. I'd do away with all of the wrinkles and baby induced changes. Since I can't do that though I guess I'll stick with what I have. Plastic surgery wouldn't do it though since they can't replicate how I looked 28 years ago.

[Skittles]

23. I'd like a waist please

I swear my ribs touch my hips.

[Lestat]

24. I need to reduce the size of my penis.

It's too freakin' large. It gets in the way all the time.

[Skittles]

25. that looks more animal than human

oops, referring to Rasputin's member in a previous post.

[Bertha Venation]

26. Lose 120 pounds.

That's all.

[mrboba1]

27. To not sweat so damn much

got that from my dad. I soak through shirts so fast its not even funny.
Guess maybe I could not live in the southeast...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Get rid of lots of fat coating (nt)