Why do/does __________ hate America?

[Paragon]

My personal favorite way to end an argument (*any* argument) with a conservative.

Examples:
Why does Ronald McDonald hate America?
Why do the Los Angeles Lakers hate America?
Why does Britney Spears hate America?

And on and on...try it yourself! ;-)

[joeybee12]

1. Why does Paragon hate America?

Had to say it before anyone else did!

[pagerbear]

2. Why do YOU hate America?

[joeybee12]

3. I know you are, but what am I??

Sort of feel like that mode when you get into a conversation wit a conservative. It's just name-calling and not a proper argument.

Sort of liek the classic Monty Python sketch!