I need a blender that can crush bone, what kind should I get?

[texas1928]

Sorry had to do it. You know, you all were thinking the same thing.

[Champ]

1. lol baaad

:spank:

[lil-petunia]

3. I was ready to

recommend that you move off to the land of the freepers and the nutcases.

[havocmom]

2. Planning on a low Rebuplican voter turn out in your percinct?

Remember: Friends help you move, and REAL freinds help you move bodies.
:evilgrin:

[texas1928]

6. Well you know

Every thing for the cause.

[texas1928]

20. I got a moving job for you.

I will bring the beer.

[havocmom]

28. Sorry, I loath beer. You might try peanut butter m&ms !

:evilgrin:

I need to find m&m smilies...

[Bertha Venation]

4. Not a blender! A wood chipper! Didn't you see "Fargo?"

"No . . . I just think I'm gonna barf."

[texas1928]

5. Well, If you get the industrial blenders

You can get away with it.

[Catshrink]

7. That was my first thought too... then Scott Peterson

wonder what he would have done if he'd had an industrial strength blender?

[Bertha Venation]

9. yikes

:wow:

[texas1928]

26. Nah not like that

I am not barbaric.

[Lisa]

17. this actually did happen!

Someone (I forget his name, but he was an airline pilot) disposed of his wife's corpse by freezing it and putting it through a rented wood chipper. He directed the stream of the chipper into a nearby river, then put a number of branches through the chipper to clean it. Unfortunately for him, somebody saw him with the chipper on the night in question -- and divers later recovered a couple of his wife's teeth. So they were able to prove that his wife was dead and did not run off with someone as he had claimed -- even without the body.

[DemoTex]

22. He was an Eastern Air Lines pilot in New England.

.

[DemoTex]

21. My favorite flick

.

[arwalden]

27. Exactly What I Was Going To Suggest!!

You read my mind (or I read yours.)

Sick minds think alike I guess.


-- Allen

[m-jean03]

8. Brilliant

DIY Bonemeal is the very best kind. I take it you're a gardener? :P

[texas1928]

12. Planting peop.... err.... flowers all the time.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. A Rumsfeld-O-Matic? On sale this week at Sears.

[texas1928]

13. Does it come in metallic silver

to match my dungeon

[Lefty48197]

11. The Hoffa-matic 5000

I've heard it works great.

[texas1928]

14. Does that come

with the puree feature?

[Lisa]

15. what kind of bone?

When I worked at an emergency wildlife clinic, if I was on the night shift and things were quiet, I would make up diets for the baby hawks, owls, etc. for the following week -- I'd have to put dead mice, rats, or rabbits in the blender. It was an industrial-type one we'd bought surplus from some restaurant supply place.

Funny -- nobody ever wanted to use that particular blender for anything else. At least not once they knew what it did on Sunday nights.

[belladonna]

16. Gee Tex, feeling a little aggressive today?

:scared:

[texas1928]

19. Nah

Just thought it would make a great copycat. And make people wonder.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. Dude. You're scaring me. n/t

[texas1928]

23. Margaritas anyone?

I got the blender.

[notadmblnd]

24. Honey if you're going to crush bones,

you need a garbage disposal. A 3/4 hp one from ACO ought take care of that pesky mother inlaw for ya.:silly:

[texas1928]

25. Don't let my wife read this

I will get thumped.

[FlaGranny]

29. A garden shredder should do nicely

and I understand they have been used in the past for bone crunching duties. ;-)

[Briarius]

30. I can't believe no one has added

the bass-o-matic!