Ok, is this really funny, or am I just slaphappy?

[dolo amber]

I'm talking on messenger to my friend John in Scotland, who has just informed me that he's suffering from "painful trapped wind" (which I'm assuming is just good ol' *gas* to us 'Murkins). I am about to piss myself laughing. :D:D:D:D:cry:

Is it me, or is that like one of the funniest phrases ever? :D

[m-jean03]

1. That is very funny!

Those silly folks and the funny way they talk! :P

[dolo amber]

4. Clearly this is not funny to him

He think's I've gone off my medication or something. He's like all :shrug:

:D

[m-jean03]

7. It's SO funny!!

Tell him he's crazy brit, accordin' to all of the continental United States!! :P

[Don_G]

2. An Impacted Fart?

I've never heard of "that" one.

[pagerbear]

3. No, you wouldn't have heard it

...yet

[loftycity]

6. Oh that's great --good one pagerbear

[Dogmudgeon]

5. Well, break out into SONG!

A way out here, they got a name,
For wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's Joe,
And they call the wind Mariah.

Mariah! Mariah! They call the wind Mariah!

Done correctly, that wind won't be trapped for long.

--bkl

[Tom Kitten]

8. Hopefully he eventually understands...

...and doesn't decide to blow you off! After all flatulence gets you nowhere...

As a sidebar, this reminds me of an old college dorm neighbor who was kinda cool but had the odd habit of taking his lighter and igniting his farts as he sat in his chair talking to us (only person I've ever seen do this)...The last time I saw him try this, it was in warm weather and he was wearing shorts...I remember seeing a blue and then yellow flames around his crotch before he suddenly jumped up and started yelling "ouch ouch ouch!" holding himself...I guess the gas had pooled around his privvies and he burnt his testicles as well as a good portion of his pubic hair...I know I for one was literally ROTFLMAO as he ran down the hall to the bathroom... I think that was the last time he did that!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Harlot! And I thought I was the only Scot in your life.

Now I find the girl of my dreams in the arms of four Scotsmen from Hull!.....or something.

http://www.rutles.org/

[Fenris]

10. You're still the only Scot for me, Byron.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Thank you, Fenris. The more she ignores me, the closer I get.

She's wasting her time.

[Fenris]

13. I will be here. In the bar.

With my head on the bar.

[dolo amber]

11. West Killie, actually

;)

But...c'mon! *Painful trapped wind*?! It sounds like something Wilford Brimley would warn against in a Quaker Oats commercial or something!!

I'm still giggling like a lunatic. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. It's quite Morrisian, actually.

[Unperson 309]

15. I'm Glad He Doesn't Have Stagnation O't'Lungs!

Heeheeheeheehee!