I just looked in the kitsch-en closet----I think my toaster is gay

[underpants]

AND it already has its own marketing department!!!

[MissMillie]

1. Be careful!!!

It might try to convert the microwave oven.

[disgruntled_goat]

4. and then the dish might run away with the spoon

;)

[pagerbear]

2. What would a toaster be rewarded with for recruiting?

[LynneSin]

7. it's very own lesbian?

:shrug:

[underpants]

8. This? (turn up the speakers)

http://www.staceyssimplestuff.com/sewn.htm

[underpants]

14. I asked-it said tickets to the Dinah Shore open

:shrug:

[Jabbery]

3. TOASTERPHOBE!

Your toaster is equal to all other toasters without regard to wardrobe, fashion sense, or pink things sticking out the top!

[freetobegay]

5. Keep it away from my Cuisinart!

It's already got issues.

[Wickerman]

6. wow, your toaster IS gay

mine is an outdoorsy sort, I don't think they have much in common

[chiburb]

9. You just keep it away from my toaster!

On a serious note, I really did give the Ms. this for Xmas. She wasn't happy...



High-tech toaster's LCD countdown timer has you right there when your toast pops up!
LCD control panel shows nine precise electronic browning settings.
Up to 40% faster than conventional appliances.
Four super-wide 1 1/2" slots self-adjust to automatically center all kinds of breads.
Features "Bagel," "Reheat," "Defrost" and "Waffle/Crumpet/Brioche" options.
Click Here to view Avante Elite toaster by T-Fal - 2-Slice Model.

[pagerbear]

10. Electronic Browning settings?!

Eek!

[chiburb]

11. I think it's like for a...

Browning Automatic Rifle, but I haven't read the manual yet.

Btw, this toaster only cost me $2,600. The toaster was $100, and the gold and diamond "make-up" bracelet was $2500. I'll be smarter next time...

[pagerbear]

12. Better than for a

David Browning (Pagerbear's real name)

[chiburb]

13. Gasp! I should've been more sensitive....

I would've deleted that feature of the toaster...

:-)

[Bat Boy]

15. I've got nothing against gay toasters...

Some of my best appliances are gay toasters and as long as they stay in the cupboard and stay away from my smaller appliances we get along fine.

But the minute it starts pushing its "agenda" ... well, we've got problems.