Lets see if I can get this right--A caption needed

[Peachhead22]

[acmavm]

1. AWOL? What do you mean AWOL? I don't care if you're only twelve

years old, I know I can kick YOUR ass.

[bahrbearian]

2. Hey thats good, All hat and no cattle .com is looking for a caption.

for that picture. Mind if I use it , if not get your ass over there.
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/

[cosmicdot]

3. another day, another wide mood swing

President George W. Bush’s increasingly erratic behavior and wide mood swings has the halls of the West Wing buzzing lately as aides privately express growing concern over their leader’s state of mind.
In meetings with top aides and administration officials, the President goes from quoting the Bible in one breath to obscene tantrums against the media, Democrats and others that he classifies as “enemies of the state.”

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4636.shtml

[Tom_Foolery]

4. With apologies to L. Frank Baum....

I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do...talk me out of it.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

5. Gawd!!!........ *hic* I love being a drunk again!!!!!!!!