Preacher Hair... Someone Explain It To Me

[arwalden]

[King Of Paperboys]

1. The higher the hair,

The closer to God.

[arwalden]

2. Jan Crouch... Good Lord, Woman!

[arwalden]

5. More Jan...

[jjmalonejr]

3. It's a miracle!

[Bonhomme Richard]

4. Coming from a salesman.......................

It's all about marketing.

[Taverner]

6. Benny Hinn!!!!!

The strangest speech impediment I've ever heard in televangelism....

[H2O Man]

7. I've seen film of Don King

at republican fundraisers. Don has a very religious republican do.

[daligirrl]

8. It's all about the hair spray. ..

The more hair spray, bigger hole in the ozone. The bigger the hole in the ozone, the weirder the weather. The weirder the weather, the better rationale for "end times". The closer the end times, the closer the "Rapture". Are you stupid or something?

[wtmusic]

9. There is no explanation

[Skittles]

15. LOL

when I first moved to Dallas I worked second shift; when I got off work I would watch Mr. Tilton on TV and HOWL. Ever see him speak in tongues? I was very disappointed when he was arrested and taken off the air. I see he is back now but he's not nearly as hysterical as he was back then.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. If all you see is the hair

and you don't see the light of the soul, then don't trust the preacher. Funny how those who are really Christians usually don't 'preach' the way the hucksters do.

[carpetbagger]

11. Think of them as pimps.

Now does it make sense?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

12. In all seriousness

Vanity. Look at the flashy suits, dresses, jewelry and wigs (for men and women).
I just wish they'd transform into the drag queens they want to be and be done with it.

[readmylips]

13. Jesus' helliport....

This wacko has his do ready for Jesus' landing...landing on his head. The pink lady, who thinks Jesus will fall from the sky, will land comfortably on her pink cotton candy hair. Praise the Lord...the nuts are out of the nut house.

[drb]

14. Phuckin' Benny Hinn - he's gonna be really...

...surprised when he gets to the Great Elevator in the Sky, pushes the "up" button, and it goes straight phukin' down to HELL!

[LoZoccolo]

16. I heard Benny Hinn is bald.

And baldness + lights from a TV studio + vacuum-tube cameras = burned out tube cameras. I suppose they could spray something on your head as a dulling agent to get rid of the reflection, but you'll notice like Sam Donaldson and Ted Koppel both wear a rug, but I think this one might be a major comb-over. I imagine there are more rugs out there that we'd guess.

[LoZoccolo]

17. That having been said...

...chip cameras have replaced tube cameras somewhat since the eighties or so, so my whole theory could be wrong.

[Cleita]

18. My stepdaughter, who once was a hair stylist, until

she found out there was more money in construction, calls it "helmet hair". I think it's an odd reference because it invokes a military image. Maybe that's what they mean about "Onward Christian Soldiers".

[Unperson 309]

19. Good Lord! It's the Sydney Opera House!!

RUN!!!!!!

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[whistle]

20. Look at the extreme shoulder pads in the jacket....

...the hair could be fake also, there is quite a sweep forward there. Politicians do the same thing, so do actors, it's entertainment and illusion and yes it's also deception. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing.