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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:47 PM
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How do you talk to a man that talks to god but doesn't talk to me?
Just askin'
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:48 PM
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1. Tell him you're God
He might not know the difference. :shrug:
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:50 PM
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2. Sneak up behind him and say in a low, sonorous voice...
Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 12:50 PM by htuttle
"Noah. I need you to build me an ark."

(a little reverb would help a LOT here...)
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:53 PM
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3. Right!
What's an ark?
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:53 PM
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4. You slap him in the face real hard and say
"hello! Earth to ______, the mothership left already - come back to reality."
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2cents Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:54 PM
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5. Say something blasphemous
You should get a reaction.

Just keep a baseball bat handy for overreactions.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 01:04 PM
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6. Through his fillings?
:shrug:

:D
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 01:05 PM
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7. Through Your LAWYER
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 01:07 PM
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8. Hide his answering machine next to his favorite religious icon
then call him.

He will think you are the voice of god!

(got this from "Born in East LA")
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gpandas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 01:09 PM
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9. can't n/t
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