Words That Sound Sexual But Aren't

[name not needed]

I'm really bored today, so you all have to suffer :)


Kumquat

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Bubble.

That there is some SEXINESS.

[jus_the_facts]

2. Dicker...

:o

[AwakeAtLast]

3. Titular

At least I don't think it is sexual. Tee hee hee!

I think we are going to have a few Beavis and Butthead moments soon.

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[mitchtv]

4. thesbian, Lebanese

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

66. It's thespian but...

my one ex-girlfriend who had absolutly awesome parents got a liner note in a program from them that said, "Congratulations on your new thespian lifestyle." People were shocked...of course, her character was basically a lesbian anyway. She was one of the women in "The Last Leaf."

[AVID]

5. tulips

penal system

[FloridaJudy]

6. masticate

Also, titter.

[Gothic Sponge]

7. epidermis

[Hoping4Change]

8. Slurp

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. clavicle

Ok, maybe not. But when I was a little kid I was convinved this was a sex organ of some kind.

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

10. Kumquats, breaststroke, breastworks, and one that was really good

but that I forgot immediately upon starting this here reply. Oh, and 'connubial.' I so tired...I'm flagellated...

[LoZoccolo]

11. Titillating n/t

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. Crevice

and Cranny.

[FormerDittoHead]

13. dik dik (african animal like a small deer)

[Sabriel]

14. Uvula

That little thingie that hangs down in the back of your throat.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

15. Penal

[Spider Jerusalem]

16. Volvo...

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Pork n/t

[Deja Q]

18. "Oh God!"

Those are words, they sound sexual, but aren't. O8)

[Dogmudgeon]

19. Fungible

Tradable or exchangable. Usually an economics term.

--bkl

[Dogmudgeon]

20. Cunctator

One who delays; see dilatory.

--bkl

[BlueJazz]

21. Squirt.....as in Squirt Me.

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Rummage around in your drawers

for a pen.

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. Matcom.

[PopSixSquish]

25. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

Well played.

[tainted_chimp]

24. carbuncle n/t

[tainted_chimp]

26. quiff

Date: circa 1890
British : a prominent forelock

[jus_the_facts]

27. INNUENDO!

:evilgrin:

[tainted_chimp]

28. discharge

:p

[Slippery_Hammer]

29. Hammer

Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer......But not Slippery. :bounce: :-) :bounce:

[Massacure]

30. Organism

My pregnant biology teach once accidently said orgasm instead of organism. :P

[ContraCostan]

31. Seaman

Sorry about that, (ex-Navy) I am bored today also so you have to suffer.

[CanuckAmok]

32. "titmouse"... hee hee hee!

hee hee hee!

[Brahma Bull]

33. Masticate.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

34. Honker. Satellite Of Love. Little Joey. "My Special Purpose." n/t

[BushHater2004]

35. penal

n/t

[TheWizardOfMudd]

36. Angina

[Vitruvius]

37. matriculate

n/t

[NightTrain]

38. Seamen

[Blue-Jay]

39. Ballcock

Makes me blush every time I'm wandering the plumbing aisle at the local hardware store.

[Deja Q]

40. Homogenous

Homosapien

[LostInAnomie]

41. bob, or knob

[TheMightyFavog]

42. Wankel rotary engine.

Obligatory Python reference...

[Radical Activist]

43. Butt snuffer

I saw a fancy ash tray at a state park with a cartoon that told people to "be a butt snuffer" and use that station to put out their cigarettes.

[chaska]

44. melisma

[Kat45]

45. exacerbate; Lake Titticacca

[-..__...]

46. Tube steak, manhole, anis,

[LastKnight]

47. schlittin

donno if thats the right spelling, im talking about the sweedish sleads.

-LK

[tcfrogs]

48. Cockpit

Stole that from George Carlin, but oh well, at least I admitted it.

[Philosophy]

49. dongle

but it could actually be sexual for robots

[Nlighten1]

50. masticate

mas·ti·cate ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mst-kt)
v. mas·ti·cat·ed, mas·ti·cat·ing, mas·ti·cates
v. tr.
To chew (food).
To grind and knead (rubber, for example) into a pulp.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

51. Homo Erectus n/t

[Ksec]

52. intercourse

the talking one. :)

[Wapsie B]

53. Eat out.

n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

54. Stroke

Billy Squier dancing not included (thank God).

[AbbeyRoad]

55. pianist

n/t

[Anarcho-Socialist]

56. Pink n/t

[AbbeyRoad]

57. Hummer

the road beast

[Anarcho-Socialist]

58. Ring

[Anarcho-Socialist]

59. Tail

[Anarcho-Socialist]

60. Shaft

[Anarcho-Socialist]

62. Snake

[Anarcho-Socialist]

63. Kunz

The name of a footballer who played for the Euro 96 German team.

[Mobius]

61. Organism, jigger, hump

need more? :shrug:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

64. Bell n/t

[Anarcho-Socialist]

65. Hump, Ram, Slit

[Anarcho-Socialist]

67. Slap

[Anarcho-Socialist]

68. Surplus, bulge, flick

[achtung_circus]

69. gesticulate nt

[NoPasaran]

70. Wonk

[fujiyama]

71. Conjugate

Lactate
Stipulate

[Ellen Forradalom]

72. Scrod.

The 'pluperfect subjunctive' of the well-known joke about Boston.