Should Kerry pick C. Montgomery Burns for Veep?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

Agree or disagree? I would like to hear your thoughts. :bounce:

[Fenris]

1. EEEEXCELLENT choice!

[flamingyouth]

2. He'll make us forget all about Rudolph Valentino

(I'm sorry, that's my favorite Burns line, from the ep where he fell in love):D

[Fenris]

6. LOL that is a good line!

"It was made from the pocket of a pocket fox."

"What's a pocket fox?"

"It's an animal that existed for two weeks in the 16th Century."

[boxster]

3. Nah. Isn't he even older than Reagan?

Uh, than Reagan was, that is.

Not to mention that I think he's to the right of Hitler politically.

;)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

8. He's only 104 years young

Mr Burns does have compassion, he often compares himself to Oskar Schindler - he once protested:

"I'm not much different than Oskar Schindler: we were both plant owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damnit!".

[boxster]

10. He'd pick up the all-important Nazi vote.

That's an important constituency, right? And, we'd probably pick up the Neo-Nazi vote by association.

Hey, if we pick up the Neo-Nazi vote, we might lose Montana by only 39.9% instead of 40%!!

:+

[ElsewheresDaughter]

4. Bernie Sanders!

[JI7]

5. i heard Ashcroft does an impersonation of Burns in front of his employees

[Fenris]

9. Which is odd considering he claims to not watch TV.

I read that in Vanity Fair. Do the Pentacostals not have a problem with the Simpsons?

[PROGRESSIVE1]

7. .....

[Jabbery]

11. He is Bush's senior domestic counsel

Emphasis on senior.

[Lestat]

12. Burns is a republican.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. cross-party ticket n/t

:bounce:

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. Only a moran wouldn't vote for Monty Burns!

So of course, we wouldn't be gaining anything.

[No2W2004]

15. See this hat, 'twas my cat,

Smithers: There is a man,
Chorus: There is a man!
Smithers: A certain man,
Chorus: A certain man!
Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face
are known across the land.
You know his name,
Chorus: You know his name!
Smithers: It's Mr. Burns,
Chorus: It's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke,
Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!
Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns.
Chorus: He's Mr. Burns!
Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He's Monty Burns!
Burns: I'm MR. Burns!
Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty
but to you it's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns.
Burns: Burns!

[No2W2004]

17. Tito Puente's Revenge

Singer: Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song
Burns will always carry with him,
So I'll settle my score on the salsa floor,
With this vengeful Latin rhythm.

Chorus: Bu-urns!
Singer: Con un corrazon de perro.
Chorus: Senor Bu-urns!
Singer: El diablo con dinero.

It may not surprise you,
But all of us despise you,
Please die,
And fry,
In Hell,
You rotten,
Rich old wretch,
Adios viejo!

[No2W2004]

19. Happy Birthday (Ramones version)

Joey: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Johnny: Hey, up yours, Springfield.
Joey: One, two, three, four!

Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday, Burnsey,
Happy Birthday to you!
Dee Dee: Go to hell, you old bastard.
Marky: Hey, I think they liked us!

[CanuckAmok]

16. "Oppression and harrasment are a small price to pay...

...to live in the Land of the Free!"


"Ketchup...catsup...ketchup...catsup...oh, I'm in over my head!"


"Books and cocao in the same shop? What's next, a talking banana? Of course the idea of a talking banana is ludicrous...but, still..."

[Anarcho-Socialist]

18. lol Great quotes n/t