DU EXCLUSIVE!!! Exclusive photos from Matcom's BBQ!!!!

[belladonna]

Here we have Matcom hard at work before the big event....




Next, we have Will Pitt posing for the gals... or so he says. Word going around is that it was just his sick perverted way of luring Matcom's puppy in for the kill



More exclusive photos on the way from our intrepid undercover reporters.....

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[supernova]

1. OMG! What's wrong with the guy in the 2nd pic?

Did he lose a lot of weight and have alot of extra skin? !?

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. Looks like the poor lad...

was born with a terrible birth defect. Testicles of unnatural and enormous size, located in the thoracic region...as you can see from the loose flesh, they were required to castrate. But they couldn't remove the empty sack, what with the danger of taking vital artery with it...

[Teddy_Salad]

3. I wonder if his prayers worked trying to get that barbeque to work?

I don't understand why the need for the prayers, looks brand spankin' new to me. :silly:

[Wonk]

4. Looks like VelmaD had one too many wobbly-pops...

[Maestro]

7. Nice a...

eh nevermind. It is just too easy.

[Nevernose]

11. Looks suspiciously like my ex-wife

Normally, I wouldn't go in ofr ex-wife jokes, as they're almost as cliched as mother-in-law jokes.

I'm serious, though. You've got the public nudity, the empty beer bottles...

[texas1928]

5. Looks like a hot time tonight

I will bring the Cheesy puffs.

[Maestro]

6. I'm not sure which DUer this is...

but he needs some fashion sense. Only at Matcom's party would you see this.

[ForrestGump]

9. Hey, I can't help it if I need a neckstrap to help support the tremendous

mass of my personal components... :-(

[texas1928]

10. That is just disturbing, and frightening

I am not going to be able to sleep tonight. :puke:

[Paradise]

68. lol! :) nt

[belladonna]

12. This guy could use a little fashion advice too

Could it be the Mighty Matcom in his superhero costume? Inquiring minds wanna know :D

[AlCzervik]

14. Who ever that guy is

i envy his self confidence.

[Maestro]

8. The second DUer has lost some serious weight.

So much so that he needs some reconstructive surgery.

[Just Me]

13. BWAHAHAHA *OMG MY BELLY HURTS*!!!

Freakin' crack me open!!!!

[Maestro]

15. It gets worse.

[belladonna]

16. Yeah well, the neighbors aren't going to be happy

Check out what they did to the poor little pooch next door.... perverts :grr:



For anyone who doesn't get it :D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1298322

[Just Me]

19. GRRRRR,....but, he seems quite,...relaxed and without worry. n/t

[texas1928]

17. Now that is just wrong.

Somebody needs to tell that guy to keep the goodies hidden.

[Just Me]

18. NO warranty could be guaranteed on that sling *LOL*. n/t

[texas1928]

20. Imodium AD

Cause you never know when your Diarrhea will return.

[Maestro]

21. I hope the guy has good

hygiene.

[texas1928]

22. Well now you have seen an example of

Butt Floss, well his crack should be clean.

[belladonna]

23. Methinks you are obsessing on the butt floss a little TOO much

Stop it :spank:

[texas1928]

24. Well ok

Nice sand I like the blue umbrella. How can you not fixate on it, it is in the center of the picture. It is called the human problem of having to gross yourself out all the time, why do you think we rubber neck at car crashes. we want to see the gore.

[belladonna]

25. Funny thing... I glanced at the butt floss exactly once

And haven't looked at it since. 'Nuff said :D

[texas1928]

26. Well aren't we missus special

want a cookie?

[texas1928]

27. here is a site for you

http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html

[Maestro]

40. Those tits are a bit...

too colorful and feathery for me.

How about these:

[texas1928]

42. Those are nice but here is the big dilemma

[Maestro]

47. saline

It just feels more natural.

[texas1928]

65. Water works just as well

[Paradise]

71. OMG! nt

[Teddy_Salad]

76. I only have two words to say to that...

Good. Grief.!

[WilliamPitt]

28. Somebody pick that wedge.

[Maestro]

35. Be my guest but wear

GLOVES!

[terrya]

43. Oh, Dear GOD...I think that guy is sort of hot looking!!!

Eeeeeeeek!

[Maestro]

58. Oh no!

My sister-in-law is an optometrist if you need an appointment. ;)

[Paradise]

69. rofl! :) nt

[havocmom]

29. Get a tire patch to the guy in the second picture!

Looks like he has a serious air leak.

When fully inflated, does he work the Macy's parade?

[Teddy_Salad]

30. I believe so....I saw him right behind Elmo last year.

Not a pretty sight, I can tell you.

And this guy in that pic above, was even worse!

[Paradise]

70. lol! precious! :) nt

[Teddy_Salad]

31. Is this type of lewd behavior really permitted in Massachusetts?

I have it on good authority that this is actually DU's very own Lynnesin chaining up DU's very own Will Pitt!

The puritans would be flabbergasted!

[belladonna]

32. Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone ends up in the ER

With an x-ray that looks like THIS....



Just who is this DU'er and will he ever walk normally again? Stay tuned....

[King Of Paperboys]

33. Ahhhh! The pause that refreshes!

This is some fucked-up shit, here. Seriously.

[Maestro]

34. I'm not sure, but

I think Teddy_Salad and Texas1928 have had too much to drink at the BBQ. Although look at all the poeple at the party!

[texas1928]

36. Hey, I can't help that he had to many of BD's Margarita's

I was trying to get away from him.

[Teddy_Salad]

37. Don't lie! That's you trying to pull my pants down!

Ummmmm.....on second thoughts, maybe that's not me at all.

[texas1928]

38. No that is you trying to pull my pants down stop playing

like you don't remember. You were not that drunk, just horny.

[Maestro]

39. OMG!

Teddy_Salad if you're horny, lookee here! It's a nicer view than Texas1928.

[Teddy_Salad]

46. I must admit that is a nicer view than Texas1928 but.....

I have to ask.

Why does she wear such large knickers?

Sheesh! I've seen ones like those on my grannies washing line!

[Maestro]

48. I wanna meet your Nanny!

[Teddy_Salad]

51. Really? Well here's a pic of her to whet your curiosity

This was taken at a family reunion we had a few years back.

[texas1928]

55. well this is me with my nanny.

[Maestro]

60. If I were you were

I'd breastfeed for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time!

[texas1928]

62. Welll I guess I have to stop breast feeding now

[Maestro]

56. Yep, still wanna meet her.

and I need to ask her what her secret is so I can tell my wife!

[belladonna]

49. Glad to see they made good use of my directions to Matcom's house

I'll post the directions again now for anyone who wants to crash the party..... just look for this sign and you're THERE :D

[Teddy_Salad]

53. Now that's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d

[belladonna]

59. Ohhh... thanks for that

May I have another? Pleeeaaaasse? :D

[Teddy_Salad]

63. Absolutely

[Maestro]

54. OMG

:wow: Stick to the human species!

[belladonna]

57. Tell Matcom and Pitt that

I just report the news... they're the sick perverts making it :scared:

[Submariner]

77. I guess this is what we would have found, eh?

[Teddy_Salad]

78. Hey! A New Zealander!!!

Haven't seen one of them in ages. :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

41. I ask this question everyday

[Maestro]

44. Check this out.

Which is it? I'm confused. :shrug:

[texas1928]

50. Me trying to get through that intersection

[texas1928]

67. This is right down the street from there.

[markses]

75. $1.46 a gallon?!?

That's gotta be photshopped! ;-)

[Maestro]

45. Or...

Which way?

[Maestro]

52. Look at the headline from this paper

I found this in Matcom's bathroom.



As if they had a chance of not being dead. :shrug:

[texas1928]

61. Did you see this sign outside

[Maestro]

64. Yeah Matcom can be sort of gruff

at times. But at least there are no bitches at his parties. ;)

[texas1928]

66. Well I ate so much at the BBQ I had to find a gym

[Magrittes Pipe]

72. Most disturbing. Lounge thread. Ever.

:scared:

[Maestro]

73. Talk to Matcom

He invited us.

[Dogmudgeon]

74. I heard it out here in Philly

Can't you kids keep your damn rock and roll music down?

It's not music, it's noise!

People are trying to sleep, y'know!

:)

--bkl