wtf

[thebigmansentme]

caption this 'speech' from yesterday

[thebigmansentme]

1. i actually

have a plan for getting the military vote:

say - my first act as a commander in chief will be to get rid of the berets and go back to normal caps. 90% of army people hate these berets with a passion.

[Qanisqineq]

4. yep, you are right

many do hate the berets

[NMDemDist2]

2. so girls, looking forward to your deployment

have you heard it's 115 and there are sand fleas and spiders as long as your arm??
have a nice trip!

[radfringe]

3. glad 'yer' goin'

instead of my daughters, yep, I found a nice safe place fer my daughters, just like my daddy did for me

[Fear]

5. very sad, VERY sad :(

[thebigmansentme]

6. so

are you the next jessica lynch or lyndie england ?

[doni_georgia]

7. Just a question - does the guy only own one tie?

This is the same tie he wore on 9/11 - actually looks like the entire outfit from 9/11. What is this his uniform?

[TrustingDog]

8. he only has two...

the one you see here and the pyscho-delic one he wears on SOTU addresses to give viewers epilepsy fits.

I think a hemp rope shade would bring out the colour in his eyes better....

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Thannnnksch fer helpin' me shtand up. heh heh.

yoouuuuu allll are shooor preeeety heh heh ... whooopsh, I almosh tripped HIC!

[onecitizen]

10. OOooeeeeee!

That's funny GG!

[flamingyouth]

11. "This is the only place in the Seattle area where I can show my face"

[rustydog]

12. I'm the Commander inChief...

Prove that you are wearing bras and panties under those sexy uniforms! hic, burrrppppp.

[cosmicdot]

13. W is thinking: what are th odds ... out of this huge gathering, two of the

best looking of the troops end up by my side ... this luck makes photo-ops so easy ... even those blurred lights in the back look like a stained-glass church window ....

then, W sez: hey, since Rove says I have to court your support for PR purposes ... what ya'll say we kick this party up a notch ... my good buddy, John McCain is here, too ... maybe we can work out something ... like, would you rather be sent to North Korea or Iran?

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. both women are thinking

must...resist...urge...to go...for....my....sidearm

[Tom_Foolery]

15. Tell me, ladies....

have you ever seen a commander in chief naked?

[King Of Paperboys]

16. "Hey, ladies...

... I fucked Texas, I fucked America... I can fuck you, too! Don't misunderestimate me... I can fuck anybody I want! Don't believe me? Just wait until it's time for you to go home... you'll find out how hard I fucked you!"

[Tom_Foolery]

17. Good one!! n/t

[King Of Paperboys]

18. Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the tofu veal.

[cosmicdot]

19. “We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.”

from King Henry’s speech before the battle of Agincourt

Act 4, scene 3, line 60, King Henry

[King Of Paperboys]

20. That's Henry, Part V

;)