Bush joke for the day

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I hope it's not a dupe! :)

Bush calls Cheney on the emergency phone:

"Yes, boss, what is it?
-Dick, I have a problem: Remember how you told me to keep busy and stay out of trouble? Well, I tried. I bought a jigsaw puzzle. But I can't do it, it's too hard. The pieces don't fit together, I see no corners or edges. It's just too hard.
-What's it a picture off, boss?
-It's a big rooster.
-Ok, I'm on my way, I'll see what I can do."
Cheney shows up at the oval office, says to Bush:
"So? Where is the puzzle?
-Right here, on the desk."
Cheney takes one look and exclaims:
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, GEORGE, PUT THE CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE BOX!"