Favorite Lines From "Meet The Parents"

[Champ]

I've been watching the move on USA for the last 1 1/2 hours, it's almost over soon. There are many great lines but here are some of my favorites :bounce:

"You can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

"I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy."

"You just sniffing my boxers, man?"

"FOCKER, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!"

"Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains, found out you were engaged, and had your Father ask me to milk him."

"You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown."

"You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?"

"Stupid cat? How can you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?"

"Okay, you're subbing for the cat today."
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"Oh no, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head."
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"Oh yes you damn well will!"

What are some others? There are so many. :D

[tcfrogs]

1. Other than Owen Wilson's character in general

my favorite line is "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

[Champ]

I think that's my favorite too

That's probaly the reason I listed it at #2

[vi5]

2. "Greg doesn't celebrate Christmas, he's Jewish"

"Oh, like JC. Awesome."

[flamingyouth]

3. "You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?"

That was my favorite - just seeing it again here makes me crack up all over.:7

[Champ]

7. Me too

:7

[Lars39]

4. What NOT to say on an airplane.....

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb , bomb bomb. :D

[m-jean03]

5. I love that movie, LMAO

I forget exact lines, though.

[Champ]

6. Me too

Alot of the scenes in the movie crack me up everytime and Robert De Niro was great in it. Hilarious but serious at the sametime, alot of the stuff he says I could never say with a straight face like he does. :D

[m-jean03]

8. Yeah, we tend to forget

what talent and control it takes to pull off good comedy like that! :hi:

[Spirochete]

9. I'll bet you can, Panama Red...

[Heyo]

10. Of the ones you said....

These are my favorites....

"You can milk just about anything with nipples."

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

"You just sniffing my boxers, man?"

"You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?"

Even though it was on today, I'm having a mental block and cant think of any.....

Oh yeah....

"If Florence Nightingale here would play a little defense!"

and ..

"I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah..."
"I bet you would, Panama red"

Heyo

[Champ]

12. Oh that last one was a good one

I don't know how I forgot that one.

[Heyo]

11. Oh yeah... and ya know what else.....

His prayer at the dinner table......

That had me on the floor....

Heyo

Edit: So your name's "Gay Focker"?

[x-g.o.p.er]

13. "I've got my eye on you, Fokker"

[x-g.o.p.er]

14. It's just a game, Fokker n/t

[AlCzervik]

15. "Oh Jack talk thai...Jack talk thai good!"

[rumguy]

16. "They say genuises pick green.

But you didn't pick it"

"Puff's just the boy's magical dragon."