I'm Meeting Pres Clinton Tomorrow - What should I say

[dr.strangelove]

when I meet him. Its at the book signing at the mid-town Barnes and Nobles on 5th Ave and 48th Street.

If you could say any one to President Big Dog, what would it be.

[AP]

1. Can you believe this mess we're in?

What's it going to take to fix it?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. Hello

NT

[bigwillq]

3. I would ask how many pages in his book are devoted

to the Lewinsky saga. That's all Rather seemed to want to talk about last night so I was wondering how much was in the book about that.

[ashling]

4. For God's Sake Bill,

it's not all about YOU.

[laylah]

5. I would tell him

how sorely he is missed!

Jenn

[Raven]

6. Tell him to make himself scarce until after the election.

He's not doing Kerry any good.

[dr.strangelove]

10. I don't agree

Hold off your judgment until the first night of the convention. Bill is gonna deliver this race for Kerry.

[Melodybe]

7. Please do everything in your power to expose the fascist views of Bushco.

Tell him to try to keep the press from focusing on Monica, and focus on the record economic expansion and all other good things that he did, that Bushco has squandered.

Tell him to take no prisoners, they are evil and should be called the fascists that they are.

Tell him that we all love and miss him.

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Probably best to say hello and thank you very much!

There more than likely will be long lines to meet Clinton and he won't have much time for chit chat.

[Lisa]

9. don't say anything!

Just show up wearing a hernia belt, lugging a copy of his book. Make eye contact and sigh reproachfully.

He has a pretty good sense of humor, and I bet he would crack up and start laughing.

[dr.strangelove]

11. I bet you are right, he'd love that

[Lisa]

14. I've accompanied writers on book tour ...

... and believe me, after dozen of venues, hundreds of signings, and nonstop fussing by publicists and professional PR types, a laugh is most welcome. WJC is better prepared than most, I bet (that's kind of what he had to do in his earlier jobs!), but he's got to be feeling rather tired right now.

p.s. Have fun at the signing, whatever you decide to do ...

[dr.strangelove]

17. True, but this is stop No. 1

on teh book tour. I hope he is not that worn out yet or else he is gonna be a bitch by the time he gets to the west coast.
Mike

[mopinko]

12. i would give him this

hoping to have the chance at the kerry fundraiser coming up here in chicago.

[dr.strangelove]

13. Great Button

Never saw it before.

[mopinko]

16. one of

my original buttons.

[southpaw]

15. Tell him to stop propping up the Iraq mess like he did on 60 mins.

We were lied to, and now it is a big-assed cluster-fuck! No more sugar-coating, Bill!

Oh, and we miss you.

[Th1onein]

18. I love you........heh!

[CBHagman]

19. In your best Mick Jagger voice, sing...

..."I miss you!"

[radwriter0555]

20. Tell him I'm still waiting for the five bucks he owes me.

It's been years.

[NashVegas]

21. Offer Him a Cigar

*ducks*

[Deja Q]

22. (with pleading eyes)

"Can I see what Monica saw?"

O8)

[Nikia]

23. It is an honor to meet you

I admire you very much. You have been an inspiration to me.

[Lex]

24. "President Clinton . . . despite how the media acts

and how the neo-cons act, AMERICA loves you and knows you were a heck of a great president!"

That's what I'd say.

[Renew Deal]

25. You better look at this thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1832569&mesg_id=1832569

[TheMightyFavog]

26. Mr. President...

"All is forgiven. Please come back!"

[SarahB]

27. I'd give him my phone number.

I just find him so incredibly attractive. Call me terrible, but he's sexy as Hell and that's exactly what I'd do. :D